Mar
07
2007

Bitchin’

HOLLA! We have forums now under the Socializin’ tab, but if that’s too scary for you you can still post your random thoughts here.

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  • giffordsaz says:

    What happen to Zena whilst you frittered away the weekend in Sin City with a bitch would shouldn’t sing…anywhere on earth…. (Canada…please take her bony butt back home!)

  • chooch850 says:

    Ross and Rosie have Talkie Blogs on their sites. Is this something you can do here?….or maybe at the ‘Gasm? I would love to see you at home, on your bed with your cheesecake, marlboros, and a martini chatting to us about your day…

  • flipit says:

    giff don’t you worry, the stink bomb was just fine. she stayed with her aunt jess and looked depressed to have to come home to me. hahahaha. poor thing.

    and choocher, i am trying to figure something out with podcasts and or video stuff. hopefully by aug i will be up and running. i was thinking about doing an ep of the view from home. have i told ya how much i LOVE you girls? i mean it. i am poking your names into my arm with a bitten off fingernail as we speak. awwwwww. xoxoxoxo

  • may says:

    Just wanted to check in with you and tell you how funny you are! I’ve been reading everything and laughing till my belly aches. Take care, and lots of love.

  • flipit says:

    ^^shemaymay!!!

  • pearlblackdragon says:

    Hey Husband, You georgous hunk o’ hunk. I just dropped by to tell you that I have still been coming by here and reading (laughing at) you and supporting you as a good wifey should. LOVE that you are recapping Hey Paula. Me and Mary Jane are gonna get caught up on that tonight.
    Love you, miss you.
    PearlBlackDragon.

    P.S- Your support cheque is in the mail, but I would appreciate if you would just buy stock in Haagen Das instead of trying to buy them out one carton at a time. LOVE YOU!

  • zoobabe says:

    Holla Flip! I’m still reading too and looking forward to the new Top Chef recap to see what you have to say about scary-looking Rocco!

    Love ya’!

    zb

  • chooch850 says:

    Flipit dear…what’s up with your site??? You haven’t posted BB here since the Schoonie/Flipit tag team chat. I look forward to making my comments here. We miss you in the Forums….and wish you’d drop in to chat. There are people who want to meet you. They think we’re full of shit when we tell ‘em we know you.

    ….and are you watching Big Love…God I love Bill’s fucked up family. Dad taking all mama’s pea cans and her trying to give him some back-door booty to get ‘em back….hahahahaha

  • flipit says:

    thanks pearlie! i got my check but noticed it is less than usual. what’s up with your parents? tell them i’m hungry, dammit. put our son to work. he’s old enough now, right?

    zb, rocco was scary, you weren’t kiddin. to think i used to wanna bang that dude. he looks like sack o skin.

    and choocher!!!!! i thought i had the automatic timed post down, apparently i was wrong. i will put them both up today. sorry bout that. and since i have been working so much i haven’t been in the forums in AGES. it totally sucks. i try to go every once in awhile but it takes so damn long to read the posts and catch up that i get tiiiiiiiiiiiiired!!! hahaha. i will get better about it. i miss you guys. LOVE

  • chooch850 says:

    OMG! TB loves you….he said so in your BB recap…Did ya see…didya…didya???

  • flipit says:

    haha yeah that was sweet. that dude has always been good to me. choocher, are you sure you’re not gonna make it out to la for tomorrow!?!?!?!

  • chooch850 says:

    What the hell…..I thought I’d see some pics from the LA get-together, but NOOOOO, nothing, nada….. I hear Scoty missed ya but you managed to have a great time without him, but ya can’t prove it without some pictures!!!! WTF.

  • chhooch850 says:

    Cancel my bitch…..I saw pics at MSR. love to you.

  • flipit says:

    HA sorry chooch!! there were only five of us and i have gained twenty five pounds so i wasn’t so eager to shoot pics. hahaha. i did though, and hb and ct stole my camera for a bit and shot some. after i finally get moved into my new place i will upload them. and chooch. i love you.

  • flipit says:

    omg the banner ad at the bottom of the page is CONSTANTINE!! what did i do to deserve this?

  • zoobabe says:

    spray a little Windex on that Greek herpes sore and maybe it will go away Flip. It worked in the movie!

  • chooch850 says:

    All that drama at the Gasm and not a peep from you……I’m not sure whether to shame you or commend you for keepin’ your mouth shut….. I found it entertaining. Maybe I should recap it…lol!

  • flipit says:

    Lol zb!
    Choocher…I think I deserve a medal for keeping quiet during all that mess. I am bowing right now. How ridonkulous was that? I was helped by the fact that I just moved and have no cable or internet access. Thank god 4 the sidekick!! The cable guys are here right now so hopefully I will be back up and running so we can gossip later!!

    Btw the news chick is pretty badass

    Oh and I bought the hills and it is the best show ever. How come no one told me?!?!?

    I hate dirty dick

    LOVE

  • giffordsaz says:

    well on the same topic as chooch I hope you don’t mind me bringing your name into the fight… TB had no problem using your name in vain so since i knew you first i thought I might just have rights to your mname too.
    xoxox

  • flipit says:

    used my name in vain? lolollll
    nah, i don’t mind at all. it was the rowdiest the site’s been for awhile and it was fun to watch!! xo

  • giffordsaz says:

    are you admitting you are a lurker …………

    isn’t it amazing how you went from lurking at TVG…..
    signing up for TVGasm …
    to posting…
    to getting votes to reacp…..
    (love Bravo!!)…..
    to recapping your ass of…..
    to getting paid…
    to lurking……
    geesh……….
    hows the home front in the new digs? Do you have a roomie or are you moving up in the world…..is it just you and Xena? {{bye}}

  • flipit says:

    ha that is funny how that worked out. it’s weird cuz i got busy and then when i came back it was all changed up. lovin the new place, and loving being alone. miss xe is humping the floor right now and says ruff.

  • chooch850 says:

    What’s your favorite color?
    Favorite movie?
    Favorite movie star?
    Favorite ice cream?
    Favorite book?
    Favorite flower?
    Favorite song?
    Favorite BB houseguest?
    Favorite city?
    Favorite sex position?
    Favorite dessert?
    Favorite poster?
    Favorite word?
    mine’s Favorite!

  • flipit says:

    What’s your favorite color? green
    Favorite movie? soapdish
    Favorite movie star? parker posey
    Favorite ice cream? rocky road
    Favorite book? other side of midnight
    Favorite flower? sunflower
    Favorite song? the golden girls theme
    Favorite BB houseguest? still standing? jameka? this season? jenius? all time? janelle. i’m a homo. what can i say?
    Favorite city? austin yay
    Favorite sex position? i like to lay down when i do anything.
    Favorite dessert? ice cream or eclairs. god i’m hungry. damn you chooch
    Favorite poster? what are you trying to get me killed? or do you mean movie poster?
    Favorite word? zoopert

  • giffordsaz says:

    Favorite poster?

    he meant to say me….. serioulsy, it is me. xoxox

  • chooch850 says:

    WTF Giff….. if anyone’s his favorite poster, it certainly isn’t you. It’s ME…. look back at the posts… he LOVES me… and don’t pay attention to any remarks he makes to May or Zoobabe. He was just being polite. As far as wifey PBD, she apparently forgot August’s support check, so she’s on the shitlist. It’s me… definitely ME!

  • Pegster says:

    My favorite word is farfegnugen.
    My second favorite is DAGNABIT!!
    My most frequently used is “Bartender!!”

  • flipit says:

    hahah bartender. i drink at home now. i am poor and really really pathetic. yay bombay out of plastic cups!!

    and there is no fave poster you sillys. i love you all more than anything else in the world and am grateful to have you all in my life. LOVELOVELOVE

    ps where the fuck is pearl? my check is WAY late

  • pearlblackdragon says:

    I knew I smelled gold diggin… How’s it hangin’ hubby? And your check is not late. You spent it on BonBon’s and a Nude Houseboy. Don’t even lie. That private detective I hired is worth every penny. I am going to You Tube you and the houseboy playing “Scrub the Floor”. Don’t worry though. I put a little extra in your account so you should be able to keep him for a couple more days. You’re welcome.
    Love Your Wife,
    Pearlblackdragon.

  • flipit says:

    thanks!! but i don’t want this same one. i’m bored with him. i’ve already seen his peepee. need new peepee. could you put an extra hundred in for the deposit? love!

  • photochild says:

    flip, i miss you. i wanted to post it somewhere you’d see. and you rock. and roll. and lets talk soon.

    please?

    KISSES.

  • chooch850 says:

    HEY FLIPIT….. why haven’t you answered PC? You guys were like twins weren’t you? Where, oh where, has my little Flip gone…. Oh where, oh where, can he be? With his hair all gone and his teeth so white….. oh where, oh where, can he be……..

  • may says:

    Hey gorgeous!
    Hope life is treating you well.
    We need more recaps and especially a “via satelite”.
    I need more flipit in my life.
    Love you.

  • zoobabe says:

    Flip? Will you stalk the new Bachelor in Austin for me? He IS sexy, and it’s too far for me to drive in my hoopdie. Thanks in advance.

    Love- ZB

  • flipit says:

    HOLLA!!! for whatever reason, i am no longer receiving emails from the site telling me there are comments. i was like wtf where is everyone? ? ? no bb and suddenly there’s no one around. haha. i am a dumbass.

    pc, i was just thinking of you today because i went to the dentist and he was a decade older than me and totally fine. i was like, pc would tell me to do him. hahaha. unfort, he was married. booooo!! oh yeah, and he really caused me some serious pain. so never mind. love you though.

    shemaymay, what show do you wanna read about? i totally need to do another via satellite but have no idea what to do it on. any ideas? i need to record a larry king STAT.

    zb, that bachelor is FINE!!! OMG i am so in loves with him!! i wish that show wasn’t pre taped, i would get my ass over to the set and jump on him. we have very similar tastes. hot guys. shallow bitches, eh?

    and choocher!! i loves you. i was at a bar a couple nights ago and the lady who owned it was also the bartender and told me all these dirty stories and i said hey i have a friend like you named choocher. she looked at me like i was drunk, which i was, and stopped serving me. rude.

    LOVE

  • zoobabe says:

    Flip- get you ass over to the Dizzy Rooster or The Chuggin’ Monkey if you’re ever back in Austin and then you CAN stalk him for me. :)

  • flipit says:

    that makes me want to book a flight right now!!! i can’t believe i didn’t think of it when i was there! of course i hadn’t seen a pic of him shirtless yet. yowsas.

    zb, there is a special video in the final top chef recap for ya at the very end. love

  • zoobabe says:

    especially for me? How sweet! Thanks!

  • zoobabe says:

    I watched the video Flip. Pretty fuckin’ (LOL) awesome!

    Although I must point out that those are APES, not monkeys. If you only knew the amount of bonobo porn I’ve been watching lately…

  • kb says:

    Flipit, would/could you recap Next Iron Chef for us? Even those real top chefs have sweat drip as an ingredient. Love you!

  • chooch850 says:

    Aw Flipit dear…. you really need to check out “America’s Most Smartest Model, hosted by Ben Stein on VH1. Guys and girls… comic gold!

  • flipit says:

    haha oh zb. my bad. as for iron chef, i have gained almost thirty pounds during this top chef season. i think that i need to recap the biggest loser next so i can retrain my brain. and choocher, i have it recorded and have still not watched!!! i have been truly lame with my tv viewing. i have tried all the new fall shows and wow, do they suck it. are you guys liking any of the new stuff?

  • zoobabe says:

    I like Reaper. It has a Buffy/VMars vibe to it that intrigues me.

  • flipit says:

    yeah that ones ok. chuck made we want to throw up on myself, though. i can’t tell if bionic woman sucks or not. i love the chick from bsg. can she have her own show?

    and chooch, i watched amsm and laughed my ass off. thanks.

  • may says:

    Roses, tulips, gardenias…
    Roses, tulips, gardenias…
    Those models are too funny. The one guy looks like a bulldog, and the fake lip/fake boob chick is horrifying.
    That show has me laughing it up big time.

  • Cherie Harbin says:

    Flipit I thought I remembered you saying you were recapping AMSM. Am I hallucinatng? Now that I think about it, I also remember you coming to my house and recapping Dr.Phil while dancing on my table. Hmmmm, maybe I need to adjust that damn dosage again!
    Love!

  • chooch850 says:

    May… those lips are injected with silicone, not colligan….hahahaha, like that’s something to be proud of. Those lips are just wrong!!!!

    OOH and Flipit!!!!!! You’re on TV! I just watched FOX Reality TV “Really Awards” and 51 minutes into the show…. THERE YOU ARE!!!! They are cutting to commercial and show the ambulance outside for Fairplay and you appear full faced for just a moment when you ask this girl what’s going on… the camera switches to her telling you what’s up!! TO COOL… hope you taped it….

  • flipit says:

    hey thanks for the heads up chocher. i will tape one of the twenty or so repeats. cherie, i did say i was going to recap amsm but i thought we found someone to recap it so i was gonna switch to kitchen nightmares but that scared me and then we lost the amsm recapper so i am about to sit down and watch it before it airs again tonight. i have been all over the place lately. a new recap will show up at some point this week, i just don’t know what yet.

    and yes, that was me recapping dr phil. your house is way cleaner than i suspected it would be!! thanks for the coco pebbles! xoxo

  • Cherie Harbin says:

    Slow down flipit, I’d wait forever for you to recap anything. We don’t want you getting sick and worn out!
    Next time you come over, we’ll just sit around watching monkey porn and eating enchilada’s! Don’t get used to the house being clean, Connie Chung came over and cleaned it but she steals so I have to find someone else and well who has the time?
    Love & Smooches!

  • zoobabe says:

    Flip- I know that you’re a sexy model and shizz, but it’s “collagen”. What spelling bee were you in?

    I love the Jewish boys (Daniel and Pickel) on that show. Seriously- who doesn’t love a cute pickel?

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