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HEART
flipit75@gmail.com
Man, the DRAMA of it all! I knew it was coming, so I had already cried and shaken my fists to the Heavens when it happened. Scary. I love all the writers who left. Ed Hill brought me to the gasm in the first place with his badass PR recaps, so that killed me. But I can still read him on MidseasonReplacements, along with the other guys, so no prob there.
J-Unit is so sweet and B-Side is such a babe. I just hope that they will still take me to dinner and give me rubdowns even though they no longer have to. MYL is the new boss man over there, and he has been nothing but good to me.
The rebellion has made me giggle every day. SGdub is cracking me up with his posts on the forii and on his own site. I decided instead of taking sides I would just build my own house so I don’t have to listen to the family fight and throw things accross the living room.
All that said, I feel like there is some MAJOR gossip I have missed, so please feel free to fill a brothuh in.
LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 8, 2007 @ 11:44 pm
Are you on crack….. oh man, AM I????
the frickin teeny tiny print aside you crafty devil….. you are devious and shallow, good thing I find that appealing in a person……Butlike, hey, the posts page and comments page are coming up weird…… …I get way to much computer gibberish and no place to add anything… Yea, I can’t even see my post and somehow I know you read it…….. hhhmmmm I guess I’ll care when you inally write something new…. WHICH IS GOING TO BE WHEN? much love and these colors/colours are nice…..
Comment by giffordsaz — March 9, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
haha giff thanks for those kind words this am. i made the print bigger, but have been working on the site. is it showing up right now? PS i am back to my regular sunday deadline this week and then there will be new stuff every day. and your other post was on another page, you nut. LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 9, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
Hey did you hear SMG smokes? No, not funny anymore? (sulks away)
Comment by minda07 — March 9, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
I’m posting because of a very serious concern regarding your website:
There is a serious lack of midget content, and frankly I find this appalling. Also lacking is you doing more recaps. I don’t even fucking WATCH Top Design and yet I read your recaps because I heart you that much.
Again I love you, but I am all torn up inside that you don’t have any pictures of midget strippers. Rectify this situation so we don’t have to seek out couples counseling. Or just arrange a threesome.
Comment by Pig Pimping — March 9, 2007 @ 3:10 pm
LOL yes that is still funny, minda. i am hoping she is preggers so simeone can really get up in arms. here’s to smoking while pregnant!
Comment by flipit — March 9, 2007 @ 6:41 pm
omg flipit… I can’t wait for the top design recap…. throughout the whole show my head kept saying…
oh flipit’s gonna love that!
It finally got good enough to really watch, I love the back room they put eveyone into and film the bitch fights
Comment by giffordsaz — March 9, 2007 @ 7:27 pm
Do you think you’d want the job of recapping Project Runway ?? You’d be the perfect choice for it. I think recappers should receive some sort of compensation for their hard work. Even double coupons are better than nothing.
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 9, 2007 @ 9:04 pm
oh man i love that show, but i am a fan of edhills pr recaps so probably not. that’s a looonnngg way away. we have to get through the hair competition show first. that one just might put me in the ground.
Comment by flipit — March 9, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
the VIEW REVIEW starts tomorrow… i for one cannot wait! Goodluck on the brainwashing they are about to give you Flip….. watch out for Joy… she is the sneeky one.
Comment by giffordsaz — March 11, 2007 @ 7:56 pm
Whatever you recap/review/snipe about - I will be here to read it! You have a way with words that have me laughing out loud. Plus you are so damn adorable. Love always.
Comment by May — March 12, 2007 @ 7:49 am
It cracks me up and I have no idea if they change often but the google ads on the top design recap psge ALL had to do with eating disorders and anorexia…. 5 or 6 ads about ‘do you have an eating problem’ heheheheheheheheheh
Comment by giffordsaz — March 12, 2007 @ 8:29 am
by now you should know i totally have an eating disorder, giff. those ads are hilarious. i don’t know where the hell they come from, but they’re hilarious. click on them so i get payed monies. hahah love
and may i want a pic of that tatt
Comment by flipit — March 12, 2007 @ 10:40 am
Oh, the midget twins. How you’ve made my monday complete.
Comment by Pig Pimping — March 12, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
Here’s to lovin ya baby
Comment by flipit — March 12, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
I clicked on ALL the ads. Now go buy me something pretty.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 13, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
I made 64 cents!!! In a week or so I’m buying you a double cheeseburger at mcdonald’s! speaking of, have you had the angus burger there? it tasted good, but afterwards it just didn’t feel right. lovesuuuuuu
Comment by flipit — March 13, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m clicking the ads too…. Because I love you… it doesn’t mean I read them.
But I degress because I was here to bitch that I read the front page of American Idol recap and when I clicked to continue it DISAPPEARED!!! And now it is off the front page! Damn I want my AI RECAP… it is feeding time at the zoo and you are so lucky I didn’t catch your hand in the bars because I would have ate that….. PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!
Comment by giffordsaz — March 14, 2007 @ 9:31 am
Half an hour later and I am still waiting… Flipit… what is the possible explnation!! Does it have to post else where before you can post your own writing here!! WWWAAAAHHHH
Comment by giffordsaz — March 14, 2007 @ 10:02 am
okay it has been two and a half hours… now your acting like my Daddy…. with-holding with-holding……
AT LEAST I have fond the Bravo Channel has Top Chef Season 1 on…. Harold is so great!!!
Comment by giffordsaz — March 14, 2007 @ 10:58 am
HAHAHAHAHAH giff you are a card. SORRY GUYS. I accidentally deleted half my post when I didn’t press the SAVE button and had to go back and reformat and edit and blahblahblah. The first day always sux. Why is that? Anyhoo LOVE and thanks for giving a crap.
Comment by flipit — March 14, 2007 @ 11:23 am
see, I knew you wouldn’t just be messin’ with us… much love and thank you……burp.
Comment by giffordsaz — March 14, 2007 @ 11:40 am
Hey Flipit - I just noticed that when I have your site minimized it reads as “fipit types” - you seem to have lost your “L”.
Comment by TinkerbellAPixie — March 17, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
Where the hell ya been all weekend ????
Who ever it was…better have been worth it !!!!!!!!!1
xxoo chooch
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 18, 2007 @ 10:16 pm
oh man this weekend killed me. it’s 6am monday and i am still up. the only gasm i worked on has a TV in front of it. i am gonna sleep my ass off now. wanna chat later?
Comment by flipit — March 19, 2007 @ 5:06 am
yes and yes.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 19, 2007 @ 7:24 am
Flipit… call when you go in chat… I’ll get there ASAP
Comment by giffordsaz — March 19, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Just heard that you are gonna be a TV STAR !!!!!!!!1
Idol Chat on Friday night at 8pm. It’s on the Newsgasm. Madeyoulaugh posted it.
Don’t you worry Dear, that Kimberly “Cunt”well will back down from YOU.
I already have it Tivo’d.
What do you plan on wearing ??? Something bold or are you going the casual route ?
I think that pink leotard you posted yourself in would be perfect. lol …
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 20, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
hahaha i will get the leotard to the dry cleaner’s. thanks for the advice! yeah it will be my first time on tv. should be fun, but i gotta say i’m skerd. thanks for the love! let’s hope it works out and i don’t make a complete ass of myself. LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 20, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
After I posted the news in the forum for those who don’t read the newsgasm, I got a post from MYL saying you hadn’t commited yourself yet. Maybe I’m blowing your horn for you and I should have heard it from YOU first.
I know how you are about blowing and being commited…
Don’t be skerd… you are perfect with your wit and looks. You should host that show instead of those idiots.
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 20, 2007 @ 10:00 pm
oh hey thanks. my bad. i was out tonight and not emailing. i am committed and excited! thanks for your shout outs, choocher. i have watched the guide scroll for years, and i can’t believe i’m gonna be on it!
Comment by flipit — March 20, 2007 @ 10:22 pm
How freaking exciting……. Lets have a secret signal…. okay??… when you blink I will know you are remembering and ’secretly signaling’ me!!! Okay… OKAY??????
Good luck on your visit to the Scroll (watch out for big mouthed girls and don’t do anything mean to Justin!) and you should see if B-side left that awful tan corduroy jacket around the office….. Or you can get another one at Marshals for $3 bucks!
i also have a copy of a chat with me, Tink and MYL where he was discussing and hoping you would take over the FACE of TVGasm….. i have been meaning to send it to you… it was from a chat right after the last time MYL was on Idol Chat….. he was so hoping you would take it…. I am glad you did Flipit…. Good luck.
Comment by giffordsaz — March 20, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
cool! i had no idea. that’s flattering to hear. you can save a chat session? that scares me. i better watch my mouth. yeah, that’s gonna happen. b-sides tan jacket LOL. i’ll ask him for a loaner. giff i luv u
Comment by flipit — March 20, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
Luv you too and don’t forget to BLINK for me!!!!
d(on’t you feel so Carol Burnettish now!)
Yep– you can hi-lite and copy any chat… i thought you might like to see MYL talk about shoving you in front of camaras… and then he went and did it… I’ll send it to you throug TVGasm’s private mail….. xoxox
Comment by giffordsaz — March 20, 2007 @ 11:39 pm
Flipit - wear red! Then you don’t have to remember to blink.
I do love me a good shout out via fashion!
I’m so excited for you
Comment by TinkerbellAPixie — March 21, 2007 @ 3:42 am
Congrats Flip!!!
I’d watch if I could, but I don’t get that channel 
Looking forward to the clipgasm though.
And I concur on your being the “Face of TVgasm.” It’s such a handsome one.
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — March 21, 2007 @ 7:49 am
Way to go Flipit!!!!!1
I’m so proud of you. I’m going to DVR it, and watch over and over again. It will be my SECRET, that I get to be your friend. If I think it over and over, it will happen, right?
You’ll do great because you are fabulous.
Love you.
Comment by May — March 21, 2007 @ 8:11 am
LOL visualize a single flipit chin, may. please!
the new face of tvgasm? thats a fucking frightening mental pic. thanks for your kindness and nastiness, girls. LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 21, 2007 @ 9:55 am
good luck on Friday flip. I don’t get that channel either, but I’ll look forward to watching a clip when it’s posted. You’ll be great!
Comment by zoobabe — March 21, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
Holy shit. I feel like Jackie O. My gay pretend husband from the internet is going to be famous. I can’t decide what to wear, my hair isn’t playing along…oh ROB!! I have no idea how to handle being the straight pretend wife from the internet of a famous person! Don’t worry though…I will split the money I make from writing a tell all book about life with you. LOVE YOU!! CONGRATS!!
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 21, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
Flipit this is freaking FANTASTIC! See if you can get that midget stripper pic airbrushed tastefully onto a t-shirt.
Love you in a surrogate baby-mama kind of way, and best of luck sweetie! Make your accolytes proud!
Comment by PigPimping — March 22, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
Dear Pretend Daddy From The Internet,
I love you. Now that you are famous can we talk about the increase in my allowance. I feel the $10,000 a month is reasonable. Did I mention I love you? I promise to pre-tear all of your Milky-Way wrappers so that you don’t strain yourself. I would promise to pick up dog poop but with the allowance you are giving me, I can just pay mom to do it. Have I mentioned I love you?
Love your favorite pretend son,
TeenBlackDragon.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 22, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
OMR! My kid just hijacked my message while I was in the ladies room to beg for an allowance from my pretend husband. Sniff. I am SOOOO proud.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 22, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
that KILLED ME
listen kid, no one has ever offered to let me sit back while they open my candy bars or forced their mothers to pick up dog poopy for me. leaving you two was the biggest mistake of my life.
oh yeah, and you aren’t getting a penny out of me.
love you more,
daddy flipit
Comment by flipit — March 23, 2007 @ 12:29 am
Can I be your pretend internet mistriss you left Pearl for? I’ll pour your vodka! I’ll call Dominos! I’ll selflessly troll the net for pics of hot men!
pleeeeeaaaaase?
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — March 23, 2007 @ 7:55 am
will i have to pay pretend alimony if we get busted?
Comment by flipit — March 23, 2007 @ 8:00 am
Can I be your pretend mistress you leave your other pretend mistress for? (sorry Ms T)
I’ll keep you in a lifetime friendship with MaryJane, and shoes (oh, the shoes are for me).
Then again, after seeing Ms T’s picture, maybe we both can be mistress together!
Do you feel the love?
Comment by May — March 23, 2007 @ 9:33 am
I guess I’d be willing to share mistriss duties — as long as we can share the MJ and the shoes…what size do you wear?
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — March 23, 2007 @ 10:45 am
Oh…I meant May.
13 eh? you know what they say about big feet, don’t you? 
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — March 23, 2007 @ 11:57 am
yeah and if it were true i would have a career in film already :heart:
Comment by flipit — March 23, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
it’s not true????…. WTF……..
Comment by giffordsaz — March 23, 2007 @ 12:41 pm
UUUUHHH EXCUSE me!?! I haven’t ALLOWED flipit to quit being my pretend internet husband…he just doesn’t realise it. And you bitches are circling like sharks to get a piece of my man!! Some friends you are… Honey(flipit), you know I promised you could date other men, and I would only take half when you become rich. What other wife would do that for you? Now let’s go to the spa and get something waxed. Lerv Ya.
The REAL pretend love of your life,
Pearl
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 23, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
Dear daddy flipit,
leaving me was the worse thing you have ever done it ruined my life in fact it is so bad i think im straight.Its all your fault i like boobs and i dont know how to dress properly thanks for nothin
love ur son teenblackflipit-dragon
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 23, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
i knew you were a breeder when you grabbed onto the first boobie you saw as a newborn. that’s why i had to set you free. the world needs strong straight men, but i have no use for them. good luck kid. love you.
ps please tell your mother to send my alimony check
Comment by flipit — March 24, 2007 @ 2:49 am
I just want to tke a serious moment here and tell you that you did a great thing yesterday. I know you think you may have gone too far and the cold shoulder may stick in your mind but know this, you were you, and could have been much more honest… and that show could use a little honesty. how many people watch it because of the fun and silly review of Idol or better yet…would watch it for the witty snark value…… they invited a Gasm reviewer… they should know you would bring it….. xoxox
Comment by giffordsaz — March 24, 2007 @ 7:24 am
Harold Anthony Stapler
Gerald Luis Portzel
Johnathan Lucas Bonapart
Comment by giffordsaz — March 24, 2007 @ 7:30 am
OMG you totally got it, giff. i am not telling you which one is right though. thanks for being giff, giff. HEART
Comment by flipit — March 25, 2007 @ 10:16 am
yeah right I got it… names are funny… see my mom named all of her chilren after my real fathers initials… Robert Lee H. so my sister is Robin Lynn.. and you know my name, but that is just a nick name… for you know, the real name would start with and R… and then Louise is my middle name……… We had a brother Robert Lee.. named first and for Daddy but he passed on already… now, my favorite brother is Ronald Lee… but we use a nickname there too… Ron, just Ron… no Ronnie or Ronster… just Ron, and it fits him like a glove. now Ron is 5 years older than me and he protected me from so much in life that I can never repay… he even raked the all the leaves when we were kids and didn’t want my help because I would talk his ears off. I love my brother Ron… my sister… well, sisters are sisters for life… but big brothers… now they are something special……especially when they have a great name… such as mine does.
Comment by giffordsaz — March 26, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
aw. giff you are a sweetheart. i can imagine you running around the backyard talking your head off while he rakes. CUTE
Comment by flipit — March 27, 2007 @ 8:37 am
FLIPIT….. they’re lacing the chocolate donuts with EX-Lax…. Be WARNED…. nothing is sacred anymore!!!!!1
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 30, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
Lol @ your version of Easter Decorations!
Comment by TinkerbellAPixie — April 2, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
I sure as hell hope you hired someone to clean up those “Bunny” droppings. Looks like a messy bunny. Betcha it has Old Bunny smell too.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — April 4, 2007 @ 8:56 am
OMG flip… did you see Bravo’s show HONEY WE ARE KILLING THE KIDS this week…. i so thought of you recapping the whole time it was on… a kid threw up his mom’s healthy cookng right at the table… right in his dinner plate and he still has to sit there and eat…. You have to see this show… don’t worry about recapping it.. just watch it so we can talk about it… it was right after Little People Big World…..
xoxox– you are still talking to me right ….. RIGHT. >???
Comment by giffordsaz — April 10, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
HAH of course i am you wackadoo. what would have changed between twelve hours ago and now? that show sounds brilliant. i am a bit burnt on recapping, but will totally watch it. your description reminds me of Trading Spouses, one of my favorite shows of all time. when does that come back on? and i can’t believe i had never heard of the little people show til i saw the commercial the other day. weird since all i do is watch tv. thanks for the heads up. love
Comment by flipit — April 11, 2007 @ 6:01 am
ha. it will be in the recap. love
Comment by flipit — April 12, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
My bitch is that I don’t live near you flipit, cause hanging out with you would make my fucking year. You make me smile and most times, laugh out loud. Take care dear flipit.
Love you.
Comment by may — April 14, 2007 @ 10:44 am
may you are the sweetest. i want to blog your family reunion, because i don’t think that blogging mine would go over very well around here. thanks for being a good friend. LOVE
Comment by flipit — April 14, 2007 @ 10:45 pm
Just make sure in the recap you give props to the Mandana for Sangyana
Comment by campfiregirl — April 17, 2007 @ 9:31 pm
Flipit, I miss you…….
Comment by may — April 28, 2007 @ 6:34 am
I miss u 2!!!! I have been in a vortex. Sorry I will be around more next week. LOve ya shemaymay. Xoxoxo
Comment by flipit — April 28, 2007 @ 10:07 am
I love you, too!!!
Comment by may — April 29, 2007 @ 9:35 am
Be more around this week……. right …. where will you be around>>>> actually I have noticed more statements at the ‘gasm… I’m just yankin your chain…. xoxox
Comment by giffordsaz — May 4, 2007 @ 9:48 am
hey hey hey!!!! you there bud??
I just heard Top Chef 3 will begin with a cook off between season 1 and 2 top 4 chefs…
Marcel is coming back baaaaaaaaaby…
AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT………
Comment by giffordsaz — May 9, 2007 @ 11:13 am
GIFF!
oh man i can’t wait. when does it come back? LOVE
Comment by flipit — May 9, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
i love your dog… is that possible? and he is too darn cute to smell like ass… give the babay a bath…. he better be treated better than that MTV dog whose master never takes him anywhere ’cause he is too busy smoking maryjane…
go give the beastie a kiss…
right now..
go on…
look over there..
the poor guy is tracking you with his eyeballs…
all he wants is a little love..
and kibble…
go on….
…now…..
just a little snuggle and belly rub……
really…
i mean why did you get him…
to let him die a slow lonely death…
alone all day…
no one to love him…
no friend to spoon with…
just a crap existance with a guy sho calls him names…
shit.. i’m sorry…
i must have lost my mind…
that or I am channeling the little guy…
forgive me brother, for i have sinned…
Comment by giffordsaz — May 30, 2007 @ 12:00 am
xena thanks you for that. i walked her two whole blocks in guilt. she smells.
Comment by flipit — May 30, 2007 @ 2:53 am
it’s been 4 days…
you go on another walk with the pretty baby yet?
she’s been waiting to take a real big ‘walk’ dump.
Come on,
go out ….
When you lay your head on you pillow tonight….
you will feel like such a great provider.
Comment by giffordsaz — June 3, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
Hey, Flipit,
Bravo is doing a Top Chef season 1 v. season 2 special Wed. night. Will you recap it for us? I also saw commercials for a Paula Abdul reality show. Can’t remember which channel. Worth checking out?
Comment by kb — June 6, 2007 @ 2:40 am
My only bitch, as of late, is the fact that you never come chat anymore, in the evening. Everyone gets pissed at me if I’m a tad off-color. I need some back-up!!
chooch
Comment by Betsy Furman — June 9, 2007 @ 8:57 pm
hahahaaaa. sorry choocher! i hurt people’s feelings too much and i am always typing my bs here i guess. they do not like my off colored-ness either. waaaaaaahhhhhh. maybe it will time to get our own f in chat room here.
and kb i didn’t see your comment til tonight! it’s gonna be posted right now! that shit was so ridiculous i couldn’t stop spewing bile onto the keyboard. thanks for askin!
Comment by flipit — June 10, 2007 @ 4:05 am
okay… I go to chat…
and chooch does end up a weird shade of off color green…. but only when she talks about her itching down there…
and the off-putting smell…….
my goodness..
some people are soooo sensitive…
it isn’t like she was talking about rape or anything…… Ãœ ……
And really why did I end up with the
smart mouth award at Prom…???
I think I am one of the nicest peeps around….
except for minda……
and chris………
thats aobut it…..
come to chat boy….. we need to talk.
Comment by giffordsaz — June 11, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
Flipit, I know I’ve seen your dog over at TVg but when I opened this page I couldn’t help falling for her all over again. Damn she’s cute!
Comment by Karo — June 14, 2007 @ 9:53 am
Flipit.. chooch and me have posted our pictures over at TVG…. did you know that….
And I am now living on cocnut rum and vicodin… it is a pretty nice feeling…. but it can make one feel feverish…..
I love your dog too…. my dog is freaking me out tonight, she is humping everyting she can get on … going into heat… why do girl dogs do that?
you must have soooo many freaking people to figure out on Top Chef…. I can’t even pick one out from the crowd yet…. I will have to rewatch it.
I am loving the Kathy G. D-List this season. I am hating the pirate show… I won’t watch that pos anymore!
i am getting my hair touched up tomorrow! no more dark roots!! maybe i will get a pedicure too….
but first I have to get up and give my dog a bath…… OMG why me… but i need that weird clipper thing to cut her nails…. i better let you go… sorry to bother, night!
Comment by giffordsaz — June 14, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
no but i will go look at you guys right now! and karo, come over and wash her PLEASE. !!
you guys i can’t sleep.
LOVE
Comment by flipit — June 15, 2007 @ 4:22 am
Flippies if I lived anywhere near you, I would SO come over and wash your pretty poochie. Especially if it meant I got to hang with you and be your new bff. KISSES
Comment by Karo — June 15, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
flipit… where are you ..
i have not heard a peep in days….
could Xena take up some slack here and write for you a bit…
at least answer mail???
Comment by giffordsaz — June 23, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
sorry giff!!! i had to actually go into the real world this week and WORK A REAL JOB!!! IT WAS HIDEOUS!!! i will be back on it this week, i promise! LOVE
Comment by flipit — June 24, 2007 @ 11:25 am
Half-naked college girls kissing….. who’d a thunk we’d see that on YOUR site!
Comment by Betsy Furman — June 25, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
a real job… I want to hear the water cooler recap!!
Comment by giffordsaz — June 25, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
haha the real job recap would severely depress you, trust me. chooch, where are the half naked college girls? is that an ad?? yay! i’m finally smutty enough to get hot ads! YAYAYAYYYYY
Comment by flipit — June 25, 2007 @ 6:35 pm
When the hell do you have time for a real world job with all the recapping you hafta do…. whats up with that?
chooch
Comment by Betsy Furman — June 28, 2007 @ 10:42 pm
man choocher, why do ya think i’m always trying to find someone rich to marry? lord, girl. but hey, it’s a fun life. if i figure out how to make some cash i will be in heaven. LOVE
Comment by flipit — June 29, 2007 @ 12:09 am
Man Flipit…..some of those recaper-wanna-be’s suck dick….I’m almost tempted to throw my hat in the ring…(ALMOST)!
Comment by Betsy Furman — July 4, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
HAHAAAA some of them are funny as hell though. throw your hat in, girl!!! you’ve already proven you can do it! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by flipit — July 4, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
Maybe I will after BB8. I’m doing live-feed updates at another site for the summer. If they’re still looking after that, I’ll throw that big orange hat in!
chooch
Comment by Betsy Furman — July 5, 2007 @ 12:02 am
Flipit, please tell me you are still watching Hey Paula. Bravo repeats it a million times, so you can catch it anytime. The last one was the funniest shit I’ve seen on tv in ages.
Love you baby.
Comment by may — July 9, 2007 @ 11:42 am
Chooch, we are ALWAYS looking for good writers. Throw your hat in when you feel it!! And May, of COURSE I am!!! What a show, man. It’s killing me. The recaps are going to be late on this site though. They have to go on the gasm first, so check there before here. Gotta go make fun of BB now ! LOVELOVELOVE
Comment by flipit — July 10, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
What happen to Zena whilst you frittered away the weekend in Sin City with a bitch would shouldn’t sing…anywhere on earth…. (Canada…please take her bony butt back home!)
Comment by giffordsaz — July 14, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
Ross and Rosie have Talkie Blogs on their sites. Is this something you can do here?….or maybe at the ‘Gasm? I would love to see you at home, on your bed with your cheesecake, marlboros, and a martini chatting to us about your day…
Comment by chooch850 — July 18, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
giff don’t you worry, the stink bomb was just fine. she stayed with her aunt jess and looked depressed to have to come home to me. hahahaha. poor thing.
and choocher, i am trying to figure something out with podcasts and or video stuff. hopefully by aug i will be up and running. i was thinking about doing an ep of the view from home. have i told ya how much i LOVE you girls? i mean it. i am poking your names into my arm with a bitten off fingernail as we speak. awwwwww. xoxoxoxo
Comment by flipit — July 20, 2007 @ 4:11 am
Just wanted to check in with you and tell you how funny you are! I’ve been reading everything and laughing till my belly aches. Take care, and lots of love.
Comment by may — July 22, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
^^shemaymay!!!
Comment by flipit — July 23, 2007 @ 9:29 am
Hey Husband, You georgous hunk o’ hunk. I just dropped by to tell you that I have still been coming by here and reading (laughing at) you and supporting you as a good wifey should. LOVE that you are recapping Hey Paula. Me and Mary Jane are gonna get caught up on that tonight.
Love you, miss you.
PearlBlackDragon.
P.S- Your support cheque is in the mail, but I would appreciate if you would just buy stock in Haagen Das instead of trying to buy them out one carton at a time. LOVE YOU!
Comment by pearlblackdragon — July 24, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
Holla Flip! I’m still reading too and looking forward to the new Top Chef recap to see what you have to say about scary-looking Rocco!
Love ya’!
zb
Comment by zoobabe — August 5, 2007 @ 8:26 am
Flipit dear…what’s up with your site??? You haven’t posted BB here since the Schoonie/Flipit tag team chat. I look forward to making my comments here. We miss you in the Forums….and wish you’d drop in to chat. There are people who want to meet you. They think we’re full of shit when we tell ‘em we know you.
….and are you watching Big Love…God I love Bill’s fucked up family. Dad taking all mama’s pea cans and her trying to give him some back-door booty to get ‘em back….hahahahaha
Comment by chooch850 — August 7, 2007 @ 1:59 am
thanks pearlie! i got my check but noticed it is less than usual. what’s up with your parents? tell them i’m hungry, dammit. put our son to work. he’s old enough now, right?
zb, rocco was scary, you weren’t kiddin. to think i used to wanna bang that dude. he looks like sack o skin.
and choocher!!!!! i thought i had the automatic timed post down, apparently i was wrong. i will put them both up today. sorry bout that. and since i have been working so much i haven’t been in the forums in AGES. it totally sucks. i try to go every once in awhile but it takes so damn long to read the posts and catch up that i get tiiiiiiiiiiiiired!!! hahaha. i will get better about it. i miss you guys. LOVE
Comment by flipit — August 7, 2007 @ 9:04 am
OMG! TB loves you….he said so in your BB recap…Did ya see…didya…didya???
Comment by chooch850 — August 10, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
haha yeah that was sweet. that dude has always been good to me. choocher, are you sure you’re not gonna make it out to la for tomorrow!?!?!?!
Comment by flipit — August 10, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
What the hell…..I thought I’d see some pics from the LA get-together, but NOOOOO, nothing, nada….. I hear Scoty missed ya but you managed to have a great time without him, but ya can’t prove it without some pictures!!!! WTF.
Comment by chooch850 — August 16, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
Cancel my bitch…..I saw pics at MSR. love to you.
Comment by chhooch850 — August 18, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
HA sorry chooch!! there were only five of us and i have gained twenty five pounds so i wasn’t so eager to shoot pics. hahaha. i did though, and hb and ct stole my camera for a bit and shot some. after i finally get moved into my new place i will upload them. and chooch. i love you.
Comment by flipit — August 18, 2007 @ 11:11 pm
omg the banner ad at the bottom of the page is CONSTANTINE!! what did i do to deserve this?
Comment by flipit — August 18, 2007 @ 11:11 pm
spray a little Windex on that Greek herpes sore and maybe it will go away Flip. It worked in the movie!
Comment by zoobabe — August 20, 2007 @ 8:04 am
All that drama at the Gasm and not a peep from you……I’m not sure whether to shame you or commend you for keepin’ your mouth shut….. I found it entertaining. Maybe I should recap it…lol!
Comment by chooch850 — August 25, 2007 @ 5:32 am
Lol zb!
Choocher…I think I deserve a medal for keeping quiet during all that mess. I am bowing right now. How ridonkulous was that? I was helped by the fact that I just moved and have no cable or internet access. Thank god 4 the sidekick!! The cable guys are here right now so hopefully I will be back up and running so we can gossip later!!
Btw the news chick is pretty badass
Oh and I bought the hills and it is the best show ever. How come no one told me?!?!?
I hate dirty dick
LOVE
Comment by flipit — August 25, 2007 @ 11:08 am
well on the same topic as chooch I hope you don’t mind me bringing your name into the fight… TB had no problem using your name in vain so since i knew you first i thought I might just have rights to your mname too.
xoxox
Comment by giffordsaz — August 26, 2007 @ 11:42 pm
used my name in vain? lolollll
nah, i don’t mind at all. it was the rowdiest the site’s been for awhile and it was fun to watch!! xo
Comment by flipit — August 31, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
are you admitting you are a lurker …………
isn’t it amazing how you went from lurking at TVG…..
signing up for TVGasm …
to posting…
to getting votes to reacp…..
(love Bravo!!)…..
to recapping your ass of…..
to getting paid…
to lurking……
geesh……….
hows the home front in the new digs? Do you have a roomie or are you moving up in the world…..is it just you and Xena? {{bye}}
Comment by giffordsaz — September 1, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
ha that is funny how that worked out. it’s weird cuz i got busy and then when i came back it was all changed up. lovin the new place, and loving being alone. miss xe is humping the floor right now and says ruff.
Comment by flipit — September 2, 2007 @ 2:01 am
What’s your favorite color?
Favorite movie?
Favorite movie star?
Favorite ice cream?
Favorite book?
Favorite flower?
Favorite song?
Favorite BB houseguest?
Favorite city?
Favorite sex position?
Favorite dessert?
Favorite poster?
Favorite word?
mine’s Favorite!
Comment by chooch850 — September 9, 2007 @ 6:03 am
What’s your favorite color? green
Favorite movie? soapdish
Favorite movie star? parker posey
Favorite ice cream? rocky road
Favorite book? other side of midnight
Favorite flower? sunflower
Favorite song? the golden girls theme
Favorite BB houseguest? still standing? jameka? this season? jenius? all time? janelle. i’m a homo. what can i say?
Favorite city? austin yay
Favorite sex position? i like to lay down when i do anything.
Favorite dessert? ice cream or eclairs. god i’m hungry. damn you chooch
Favorite poster? what are you trying to get me killed? or do you mean movie poster?
Favorite word? zoopert
Comment by flipit — September 10, 2007 @ 8:54 am
Favorite poster?
he meant to say me….. serioulsy, it is me. xoxox
Comment by giffordsaz — September 10, 2007 @ 11:19 pm
WTF Giff….. if anyone’s his favorite poster, it certainly isn’t you. It’s ME…. look back at the posts… he LOVES me… and don’t pay attention to any remarks he makes to May or Zoobabe. He was just being polite. As far as wifey PBD, she apparently forgot August’s support check, so she’s on the shitlist. It’s me… definitely ME!
Comment by chooch850 — September 11, 2007 @ 8:34 am
My favorite word is farfegnugen.
My second favorite is DAGNABIT!!
My most frequently used is “Bartender!!”
Comment by Pegster — September 11, 2007 @ 11:46 am
hahah bartender. i drink at home now. i am poor and really really pathetic. yay bombay out of plastic cups!!
and there is no fave poster you sillys. i love you all more than anything else in the world and am grateful to have you all in my life. LOVELOVELOVE
ps where the fuck is pearl? my check is WAY late
Comment by flipit — September 11, 2007 @ 9:52 pm
I knew I smelled gold diggin… How’s it hangin’ hubby? And your check is not late. You spent it on BonBon’s and a Nude Houseboy. Don’t even lie. That private detective I hired is worth every penny. I am going to You Tube you and the houseboy playing “Scrub the Floor”. Don’t worry though. I put a little extra in your account so you should be able to keep him for a couple more days. You’re welcome.
Love Your Wife,
Pearlblackdragon.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — September 12, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
thanks!! but i don’t want this same one. i’m bored with him. i’ve already seen his peepee. need new peepee. could you put an extra hundred in for the deposit? love!
Comment by flipit — September 13, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
flip, i miss you. i wanted to post it somewhere you’d see. and you rock. and roll. and lets talk soon.
please?
KISSES.
Comment by photochild — September 13, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
HEY FLIPIT….. why haven’t you answered PC? You guys were like twins weren’t you? Where, oh where, has my little Flip gone…. Oh where, oh where, can he be? With his hair all gone and his teeth so white….. oh where, oh where, can he be……..
Comment by chooch850 — September 18, 2007 @ 11:04 am
Hey gorgeous!
Hope life is treating you well.
We need more recaps and especially a “via satelite”.
I need more flipit in my life.
Love you.
Comment by may — September 18, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
Flip? Will you stalk the new Bachelor in Austin for me? He IS sexy, and it’s too far for me to drive in my hoopdie. Thanks in advance.
Love- ZB
Comment by zoobabe — September 25, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
HOLLA!!! for whatever reason, i am no longer receiving emails from the site telling me there are comments. i was like wtf where is everyone? ? ? no bb and suddenly there’s no one around. haha. i am a dumbass.
pc, i was just thinking of you today because i went to the dentist and he was a decade older than me and totally fine. i was like, pc would tell me to do him. hahaha. unfort, he was married. booooo!! oh yeah, and he really caused me some serious pain. so never mind. love you though.
shemaymay, what show do you wanna read about? i totally need to do another via satellite but have no idea what to do it on. any ideas? i need to record a larry king STAT.
zb, that bachelor is FINE!!! OMG i am so in loves with him!! i wish that show wasn’t pre taped, i would get my ass over to the set and jump on him. we have very similar tastes. hot guys. shallow bitches, eh?
and choocher!! i loves you. i was at a bar a couple nights ago and the lady who owned it was also the bartender and told me all these dirty stories and i said hey i have a friend like you named choocher. she looked at me like i was drunk, which i was, and stopped serving me. rude.
LOVE
Comment by flipit — September 27, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
Flip- get you ass over to the Dizzy Rooster or The Chuggin’ Monkey if you’re ever back in Austin and then you CAN stalk him for me.
Comment by zoobabe — October 6, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
that makes me want to book a flight right now!!! i can’t believe i didn’t think of it when i was there! of course i hadn’t seen a pic of him shirtless yet. yowsas.
zb, there is a special video in the final top chef recap for ya at the very end. love
Comment by flipit — October 7, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
especially for me? How sweet! Thanks!
Comment by zoobabe — October 7, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
I watched the video Flip. Pretty fuckin’ (LOL) awesome!
Although I must point out that those are APES, not monkeys. If you only knew the amount of bonobo porn I’ve been watching lately…
Comment by zoobabe — October 7, 2007 @ 8:14 pm
Flipit, would/could you recap Next Iron Chef for us? Even those real top chefs have sweat drip as an ingredient. Love you!
Comment by kb — October 9, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
Aw Flipit dear…. you really need to check out “America’s Most Smartest Model, hosted by Ben Stein on VH1. Guys and girls… comic gold!
Comment by chooch850 — October 10, 2007 @ 1:23 am
haha oh zb. my bad. as for iron chef, i have gained almost thirty pounds during this top chef season. i think that i need to recap the biggest loser next so i can retrain my brain. and choocher, i have it recorded and have still not watched!!! i have been truly lame with my tv viewing. i have tried all the new fall shows and wow, do they suck it. are you guys liking any of the new stuff?
Comment by flipit — October 10, 2007 @ 11:23 am
I like Reaper. It has a Buffy/VMars vibe to it that intrigues me.
Comment by zoobabe — October 10, 2007 @ 8:14 pm
yeah that ones ok. chuck made we want to throw up on myself, though. i can’t tell if bionic woman sucks or not. i love the chick from bsg. can she have her own show?
and chooch, i watched amsm and laughed my ass off. thanks.
Comment by flipit — October 11, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
Roses, tulips, gardenias…
Roses, tulips, gardenias…
Those models are too funny. The one guy looks like a bulldog, and the fake lip/fake boob chick is horrifying.
That show has me laughing it up big time.
Comment by may — October 12, 2007 @ 12:06 pm
Flipit I thought I remembered you saying you were recapping AMSM. Am I hallucinatng? Now that I think about it, I also remember you coming to my house and recapping Dr.Phil while dancing on my table. Hmmmm, maybe I need to adjust that damn dosage again!
Love!
Comment by Cherie Harbin — October 13, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
May… those lips are injected with silicone, not colligan….hahahaha, like that’s something to be proud of. Those lips are just wrong!!!!
OOH and Flipit!!!!!! You’re on TV! I just watched FOX Reality TV “Really Awards” and 51 minutes into the show…. THERE YOU ARE!!!! They are cutting to commercial and show the ambulance outside for Fairplay and you appear full faced for just a moment when you ask this girl what’s going on… the camera switches to her telling you what’s up!! TO COOL… hope you taped it….
Comment by chooch850 — October 14, 2007 @ 11:25 am
hey thanks for the heads up chocher. i will tape one of the twenty or so repeats. cherie, i did say i was going to recap amsm but i thought we found someone to recap it so i was gonna switch to kitchen nightmares but that scared me and then we lost the amsm recapper so i am about to sit down and watch it before it airs again tonight. i have been all over the place lately. a new recap will show up at some point this week, i just don’t know what yet.
and yes, that was me recapping dr phil. your house is way cleaner than i suspected it would be!! thanks for the coco pebbles! xoxo
Comment by flipit — October 14, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
Slow down flipit, I’d wait forever for you to recap anything. We don’t want you getting sick and worn out!
Next time you come over, we’ll just sit around watching monkey porn and eating enchilada’s! Don’t get used to the house being clean, Connie Chung came over and cleaned it but she steals so I have to find someone else and well who has the time?
Love & Smooches!
Comment by Cherie Harbin — October 14, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
Flip- I know that you’re a sexy model and shizz, but it’s “collagen”. What spelling bee were you in?
I love the Jewish boys (Daniel and Pickel) on that show. Seriously- who doesn’t love a cute pickel?
Comment by zoobabe — October 14, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
ZB… it was I who couldn’t spell collagen. I re-typed it 3 times too. I was eliminated filling out the application… I’m all for the russian dude.
Comment by chooch850 — October 14, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
lol chooch! Sorry Flip for calling you out by mistake.
chooch- that Russian dude seems to have a MAJOR Napolean complex! “people would die to be us”? Maybe in Russia, but not here.
I’m sticking with the sexy Pickel.
Comment by zoobabe — October 15, 2007 @ 6:15 am
or…he could stick ME with the sexy pickle!
Comment by zoobabe — October 15, 2007 @ 6:16 am
I love how the models have to answer questions to get into the bathroom and refrigerator!
Pickle is so damn cute.
Comment by may — October 15, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
you guys like pickel?!?
i like the russian. he’s hilarious. and the collagen girl. this show is highlarious.
Comment by flipit — October 15, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
woops i forgot to ask, are any of you guys watching damages? that show is soooo awesome!!! i absolutely love it. it ends soon, waah, but this week’s episode was just brill. anyone? bueller?
Comment by flipit — October 15, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
Can’t stand that scary Glen Close. She looks like a man in drag, so I’m so busy staring at her that I can’t hear a word she’s saying. I heard Ted Danson was really good.
Comment by may — October 17, 2007 @ 7:05 am
hahah oh may. she is one scary biatch, but that makes the show soooo good. i am a little screaming girl for a good thriller. love you
Comment by flipit — October 17, 2007 @ 9:46 am
Did you see Ellen bawlin’ on her show the other day about that dog….. fuckin’ A… I thought they put it to sleep or something. They just gave it to someone else. Another celebrity has cracked…. place your bets on who will be next…
My pick is either Hayden Pantipads (Heroes) or Kristen Dunst….. or maybe Marc Anthony will murder J-LO or visa-versa…..
Comment by chooch850 — October 17, 2007 @ 9:40 pm
Hi and kiss kiss flipit!
Tania here, can’t wait for your forums to be up, I’ll be here, darlin!
yea, choochie, I heard about Ellen…WTF?
luv and hugs,
T
Comment by SundressFreckles — October 18, 2007 @ 8:17 am
TANIA!
SundressFreckles?
I almost fell out of my chair on that one you nut. Now get to the forums post haste, and uh, quickly!
Love you flippie!
Comment by Cherie Harbin — October 18, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
Hey guys!!! You are draggin me all around, but i dont mind! Hey flip, you were lookin cool at the fox reality awards, at least from the pics i wasnt lucky enough to be there:(
Comment by lloyd Dobbler — October 18, 2007 @ 8:21 pm
LLOYD!!
Comment by flipit — October 19, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
hahahahaha……..you seem excited!
Comment by chooch850 — October 19, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
Hello Husband. I have some news for you. Your son is a champion Ballroom Dancer. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. He took some classes over the summer to help with baseball, fell in love with it (read : the girls in teeny tiny outfits)and decided to keep going. Three competitions in and he has won 6 medals. A bronze, a dead bronze (4th) and FOUR GOLDS!!!!!! How awsome is that?
P.S-I spent your support check on chocolate, mj and porn. I had a great night though.
Love,
PearlBlackDragon
Comment by pearlblackdragon — November 20, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
AMAZING!!! i saw that movie about poor kids in the ghetto ballroom dancing and totally wished for my own! i got one! yaaaaayyyyyy. tell him i am thankful for him and be sure not to make any gay jokes around him. he’s a dancer now, and dancers are sensitive. love you guys! happy tday!
flip
ps you should be served sometime this week. me thinks you’ve missed a few checks in a row now. xo
Comment by flipit — November 22, 2007 @ 8:59 am
What do ya think of all the trash that’s going down at the other site. Wow, I hope you stick around for awhile. I love your recaps. But now I can read them here. I was in the total dark about J-unit and B-side. I finally had to pm someone to get the scoop. Did this all start around TB invasion??? Was that part of the take over???? Something always has to fuck up a good thing !!!! I hope your site stays as pure as you Flipit!!!!
xxooxx chooch
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 8, 2007 @ 10:47 pm