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The Catholic Defamation League is up in arms over Kathy Griffin’s acceptance speech at this past weekend’s NEmmy (Nerd Emmy) ceremony, and E!’s in a tizzy.
She excitedly told the audience “people are always thanking Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.” Big deal. She should actually be commended for, unlike some people, not accusing God of wasting his brain space on reality TV. But wait, she’s not done. “Suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now!”

Stone her!

Hey guys! There are new recaps out, but they won’t be posted here for a couple days because I am officially working over at the ‘gasm now. I have loved the house that J-Unit and B-Side built for a long time, and I am honored to have a chance to get it into fighting shape again. TVgasm was the first place I ever read a recap, and it was the place that inspired me to spend this much time making fun of people on TV. So thanks for both ruining my life and giving me one, gasm.

Thanks for what you made, Joe and Ben. I hope I can honor what you did and make you proud. LOVE.

Big Brother: Jen Tried To Kiss Me

Hey, Paula!: Mad, Saddened, And Not Drunk At All

PS: I will still be updating this site (just two days later) and writing Trash Talks, so don’t disappear. Thanks for reading and making me laugh every day. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

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Man. Rosie O’Donnell has got to be missing The View, because she keeps jumping up and down and blowing spit wads at people to get a little attention…

David Chase has still not confirmed whether or not Tony got whacked in last Sunday’s finale, but he has come out and said the theory about Bobby and Tony’s conversation on the fishing boat being a premonition is the “most accurate”. Bobby says when it’s all over, you won’t even know it because everything will go black. Uh…so he did die? AAARGHHH. I’m sorry I’m not deep enough to be ok with it all. I can’t be the only person left who just. Needs. CLOSURE!

Angelina Jolie’s crossed the line with the press. What now? Did she show up to another interview with a vial of hick blood around her neck or obviously shoot up before a meeting? Did she steal David Arquette from Courtney Cox or call one of her kids a racist slur? Nope. She asked for privacy. BITCH!!!

TMZ just posted the Judge’s handwritten order. Here tis:

WNBC It was the first thing I heard about Saturday morning, and people have been talking about it non stop. A planned bombing of the fuel lines at JFK Airport was foiled by the FBI. It would have been worse than 9/11! We got a cell! We got a cell!

Well, an almost cell…

This weekend in Trash Talk: Pearl became a drunk whore, Kirk Cameron is still a bone head for Jesus, and Rosie was, is, and will always be out of her fucking gourd.

Today in Trash Talk: TB Man hasn’t slept a wink (poor thing!), Lindsay Lohan gets smart, and Dr. Laura’s son turns out to be just as fucked up as you’d think.

THIS JUST IN: NANCY GRACE IS A DOUCHE

Today in Trash Talk: Rosie reminds me of better times, Mexico can be one mean bitch, and dogs have feelings too.