This season on Project Runway, people cried, bitched, sewed, cried, cried, and generally acted super gay. I wouldn’t have had it any other other way. Drip.
Season 4, we love ya baby.
HOLLA!!!!
I spent the finale night of Project Runway with a recorder and my fellow recapper and friend, Internet Sensation. We wanted to watch the show along with you, so we just talk over it like we do in real life. Come and take a ride!
OMG you guys! Jay won again!
This week on the second to last episode of Project Runway, someone (and I’m not telling you who) farts out a cloud of Judge smoke and grosses me out.
I’m with ya, sugar.
This week on Project Runway, it’s all about the art.
Last week, Project Runway wasn’t on because it was too busy bingeing on drugs. How else can you explain this episode?
You can’t explain it. But you can’t really look away, either.
This week on Project Runway, Ricky grew up poor.
This week on Project Runway, there was a lot of passive aggression, whining, and “fierce!”ing. Just another day in the gayest sweatshop on Earth.
I see a toga in your future.
Tonight, about midway through Project Runway, I googled “Jersey Prom” and these images were on pages one, two and three.
Consider this your warning.
It is now 2008. I will be thin, rich, and gorgeous. Nothing will tempt me to travel down my past path of chocolate and pizza bingeing. NOTHING!
DAMN YOU, PROJECT RUNWAY!!!
This week on Project Runway, our mystery guests make the designers do this:
I have been reading on these here internets that some of you are disappointed so far with this season of Project Runway, and I guess I can kinda see your points. No, there really aren’t any standout stars so far, yes, many of these people seem like they were chosen because they’re freaks of nature instead of above average designers, and yes, the fact that not one of these contestants could pull together a decent ensemble for the first menswear challenge ever is just WEAK, but come on guys. It’s Project Runway. Where else are you going to get an episode that opens with a creepily psycho insecure queen nakedly stalking the most likely to succeed from behind a shower curtain?
I’ll get you, my pretty!
There comes a time in every reality show where your favorite contestant stumbles. But all of the contestants? In one episode? Oh, Project Runway. This one hurt. Ah well, at least there was beefcake.
This week on Project Runway, the challenge is to design for a fashion icon that even makes Tim Gunn giggle like a little girl. And we’re auf!
This should be your profile pic on Nerve Personals, you stud.
As you most likely know by now, Project Runway returns next Wednesday night. Normally, we have to take a few episodes to get to know who everyone is and what they’re capable of, but yesterday in NYC, Bravo had a fashion show to promote the new season and introduce mini-lines by the new contestants.
Michael Kors had to miss it to pick up his new boy in Korea, but Tim Gunn was there with his eyebrow raised next to Nina Garcia, who wore that fabulous horrified and disgusted look she gets on her face when bad fashion burns her eyes. Heidi was there, too, of course (how has that woman given birth so many times and maintained that figure? HOW) with lots of free shoes for the newbie designers to torture their models with. They made us wait a long ass time for a new season, but it looks like it will all be worth it. Welcome to Bryant Park! Let’s do this!
