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Recap: Top Design: Gay Dad Loses A Trip to Mexico
When I temped for a large publishing house in New York, I assisted the front desk receptionist, a gal named Debbie. Debbie was like a… Read More
Recap: Top Design: The Curse of the Ill Will Poison Pill
One day after eleventh grade I had to help out at my Catholic School’s Church running choir auditions because I got caught ditching PE to… Read More
Recap: Top Design: Nice Guys Finish Fast
Calvin wasn’t only gorgeous on the outside, he was the sweetest human being I had ever met. I don’t usually trust nice people. They’re either… Read More
Recap: Top Design: Little Boy Lost
A couple of summers ago, I was feeling depressed, so a friend suggested I do charity work. Nothing to make you feel better about yourself… Read More
Recap: Top Design: Stealing Credit And Getting Your Due
About eight years ago, I moved to Long Beach and took a cush job as a pet sitter. I was basically paid to go to… Read More
Recap: Top Design: The Plight of the Non-Homogenous Socio Economist
Lucius was a tattoo artist I met at a war protest (they had free hot dogs) in Austin, TX. His body was covered in tattoos,… Read More
Recap: Top Design: The Wrath of Mini-Me
My cousin Macy was going on a long-planned trip to the Bahamas with her (asshole) husband Richard and she’d lost her babysitter at the last… Read More
Recap: Top Design: Cabana Boy Distraction
I was tingling. No drugs, no drink, no pills. The only stimulus was a shirtless stud standing in front of me calling me baby. I… Read More
Recap: Top Design: The Mayor of Excuses Village
The first time I learned I had a disease was when my parents shipped me off to a Teenage Weight Loss Clinic (FAT CAMP) in… Read More
Recap: Top Design: Killer Drag Queens on Dope
I’ve been waiting for this show. Not just because it’s another clone of Project Runway and I would watch any show in that format (even… Read More

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