Posts Under Top Chef Category

OMG remember last week’s Top Chef? Angelo was sent twitching back to his consulting business after taking Sexist Pigshit Mike’s advice to oversalt his food.… Read More

HOLLER! I have been away from Top Chef for a couple (a few?) seasons now, and have been reading J-Mo’s hilarious recaps with you. This… Read More

Welcome to the reunion!! The show’s over, but there’s plenty of drama to be talked out. Hoser and Possible Stalker Leah made out, Possible Stalker… Read More

Tonight on Top Chef, Ilan wins. And food loses.

This week on Top Chef, a midget tried to bang a big girl and we found out that Fabio’s way gayer than we could have… Read More

This week on Top Chef, an old lady wets herself, Hosea reinvents butter, and that weird kid from Jerry Maguire grows up and names a… Read More

This week on Top Chef, Ripert is back and he’s hornier than ever. Beaten cross eyed.

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This week on Top Chef, it’s Restaurant Wars, babay! Ahhhhhhh!

Previously on Top Chef, the Christmas spirit overtook Daddy Tom and he served up some sugar after basically calling everyone a bunch of low level… Read More

This week on Top Chef, as a special Christmas gift we learn once and for all that Fabio’s hung like a shoe. These two put… Read More

This week on Top Chef, Scar smokes a bowl and gets so hungry that she bites off Gail’s cheek right before her wedding.