Posts Under Big Brother Category

***Welcome to a group recap of the season finale with all three of your recappers: Schoonie, Flipit, and LoLo! Enjoy! Take it away, Schoon! SCHOONIE:… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, Boobs won some more and didn’t cakcle or yell at anyone, Come to think of it, without floaters, babies would drown… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, Volvo tried to keep her pants on, Jordan and Boobs cried a lot, And Grodner worked her wily ways to keep… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, lots of people said “backdoor” and made Jordan’s meemaw  sick to her stomach…. It’s the only way to keep a boyfriend… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, Shelley auditioned for Ernest Goes to the Mental Hospital. When we ended on Sunday, Dicklet had just fallen for Boobs’ lies… Read More

The internet is aflame today with pissed off Big Brother viewers screaming RIIIIGGGGEED! LaWrong was sent out of the game for being a complete moron… Read More

Tonight I got a text from Schoonie that read “DID YOU SEE THAT?!?” Why no, Schoonie. I hadn’t seen it. But then I got a… Read More

Previously on Big Brother: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!     There’s nothing more I love this summer than Boob’s destroyed, sobbing, busted ass toilet lid toothed face. LOVE… Read More

Welcome to Eviction Night on Big Brother! Our lovely Chenbot opens the show in a sporty dress, chola hair, and rabbit teeth. I don’t know… Read More

Previously, Boobs nasally squealed a lot and cried with her boyfriend Brenda. The Old People Alliance stayed on top, the Noobs were as dumb as… Read More

Kalia almost dies from BB beans.

Eviction night!