Posts Under Amercian Idol Category

Unfortunately, mine’s not on this show. Welcome to American Idol Results! Tonight will be full of crying! Bad dancing! Young people’s dreams being crushed! HOLLER!… Read More

I just want to point out before I even begin that as Tink walks down the line of eventual losers, I can’t help but notice… Read More

Time can make us so cynical, and nothing makes you realize quite how much time has passed until another season of American Idol begins. It’s… Read More

A new season of really terrible things that happen to people who sing.

матраци We open with a picture show of all the millions of people who have auditioned for Idol over the years. I hope there are… Read More

And now…let’s kick off some good hair!

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Will Green MIle achieve his yearlong Top 3 dream?

Tonight on American Idol, we are treated to visions of gay hell and the story of how Harry got herpes.

This is the Titanic. And THIS! Is AMERICAN IDOL!!

Tonight on American Idol, Green Mile eats a pizza, Shakira comes on stage without a bikini crutch, and no one shows up with a Canadian… Read More

Tonight on American Idol: Skara devolves into Janis Dickinson, Lee’s eyes get horny, and instead of generic country crap we get Shania branded country crap!… Read More