FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

This week, an angel in Heaven takes pity on me and puts and end to Living Lohan.

I miss you already, Dina!

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This week on Living Lohan, Dina finds more opportunities to dance while Slo’s locked in a big wooden room in the basement of the Palms.

And then it started to rain frogs.

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This week on Living Lohan, McVana works very very hard and Jeremy gets another hundred thousand hits on his MySpace page.

Nanahan wants to be your friend!

I’m home alone. Call me, tiger! xo NH

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I recorded Living Lohan, bitched and moaned all morning that I had to recap it, finally settled down to chain smoke and inject espresso and mocha into my veins, turned on the computer, and boom. No Living Lohan!! It was a repeat of the first episode. THOSE BASTARDS!!!
As much as I complain, I was really (deep down, waaaaay deep down) looking forward to finding out what happened to Slohan while she yapped into a microphone at the Maloof’s recording studio in their Maloof’s Palms Hotel and Casino on the Maloof produced reality show. But noooooo…..Thankfully, I found a brilliant video of Tracy Ullman dragging Dina McVana Lohan across the coals this week so I don’t have to. Love ya, Trac! Enjoy, and see you guys next week! xo

This week on Living Lohan, I MISS NANAHAN!

I worry for you, Nanahan! Stop slutting around and get your raisin to Vegas!

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This week on Living Lohan, cute dog tricks and sage advice from Nanahan:

Your daughter just raped you.

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I was going to write you all a long letter thanking you for your reads and apologizing for not being able to stomach Living Lohan any longer. Then I saw that I made the opening clip!!! There I am chasing Slohan down the street spraying shaving cream in her hair and screaming “STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LINDSAY! ARE YOU GONNA GO TO REHAB NOW?!?” Wait, I don’t remember her wearing a plastic fire helmet that day, nor do I remember that gang of kids. Darn. Different day. And now I’m hooked.

Got me again, Nanahan!

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This week on Living Lohan, Slohan dies, goes to Heaven, and is sent back until she can start being, as God put it “less of a fucking hack.” Darn.

Looks like you might make it to Heaven first after all, Nanahan.

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Just when you thought TV went to sleep until Fall, a smart, sassy tough talking role model for the common woman everywhere comes along to save the day. Yes, I’m talking about Kyra Sedgewick in The Closer. But Living Lohan is on too. Welcome!

Dang, Ali. You’re aging really quickly.

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