December 20, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Freedom Fries, Please. Hold the Spit.

It’s the season finale of Kitchen Nightmares! I have only written up a few episodes, but it’s been a ball. Since we won’t have more of Gordo for awhile, I thought I’d open the final recap with a gift for all you pervy ladies who insist on thinking Ramsay’s a sex symbol. Merry Christmas, pervy ladies.

Merryxmas
To each her own.

November 29, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Diamonds On My Fish, Yo

Muffin
That makes two of us.

November 20, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Next Time, RETIRE!

This week, Kitchen Nightmares did the unthinkable. It made me feel something.

Littlegirl-1

Bastards!

November 13, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Frozen Uniqueness

This week on Kitchen Nightmares, we meet a man so unbalanced that even Gordon Ramsay is speechless. Now that’s something.

Gordocurse

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November 6, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Indian-ness

This week’s Kitchen Nightmares was a repeat, but I missed it the first time around and it has since spawned a lawsuit and lots of diets. Besides, I was off last week and can’t stand staring at the walls any longer.

Boohoo
Oh, be a man.

October 24, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Inner Change Tastes Like Beef

Kitchopen-1
I have never, ever, ever met someone I believed in as little as you.