April 15, 2007

Flipit Talks to Bill O’Reilly Via Satellite!

billoreillysbrokenheart.gifBill O’Reilly won’t return my calls. I was the best intern I could be, but he has officially dropped me like a hot potato. Being the tricky dick that I am, I got in touch with my good friend Mike Wallace over at 60 Minutes and snagged one final interview.

If finding out Bill’s one nasty SOB is gonna hurt your delicate sensibilities, this exchange might not be in your best interest. Otherwise, feel my pain after the jump!

March 7, 2007

Miss USA talks to Flipit via Satellite!

tarausaswimsuit.gifI’ve never been much of a newsman, but when my girl, Tara Connor, got in trouble, I decided it was time to jump in the ring.

Tara’s a 21 year old bombshell from Kentucky who just won the Miss USA title, so can any of us blame her wanting a drink or ten? She’s here to set the record straight for all you haters out there after the jump!