Tonight on Big Brother, we find out everything we ever wanted to know about King Soloman and tar and feathering old people. Thanks, Grodner!
And you thought I was slipping.
Tonight, on Big Brother…
Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?
Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off.
He’s crying like a priest with a boner.
Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the employees of Little Caesar’s, and left voicemails for my mom at four am just because. To properly express how I felt, I put together a clip for ya. Enjoy. Or not. I just had to get it out. LOVE, Flip
This week on Big Brother, Jesus forms a softball team.
Have another glass of wine, my child.
Previously on Big Brother, I got a new picture for my fridge.
Previously on Big Brother, the HGs rallied against the demise of disco.
Ow! My eye!
Previously on Big Brother, poor Natalie finally realized that she is never ever going to get her massage.
HOLLA!!
Schoonie, FozzieBare and I got together last night and recorded our first ever Podcast!
Please be gentle and remember we are just making this all up as we go along. And if you are listening at work, you might wanna use headphones. LOVE!
Tonight on Big Brother, I became a cutter.
Say it ain’t so!
Store at temperatures between fifty and seventy degrees Fahrenheit.
Previously on Big Brother, Moose laughed at God. To be fair, God laughed at Moose first.
pic by Nick the Intern
TONIGHT! ON BIG BROTHER 8…!!
Previously on Big Brother, HOLY CRAP, DOES CHENBOT HAVE A PENIS?
Very funny, guys! Someone call the parts department and get Zach’s penis off the bot!
Previously on Big Brother, America handed the Dicks five hundred thousand dollars.
Previously on Big Brother, Amber left the house early to concentrate on a career in print modeling.
Fiesta Used Cars loves you soooooo much!!
Previously on Big Brother, the house became spookily quiet when Jenius went missing, Eric didn’t get any play, and even Drew Carey thought Amber was a jack ass.
What percentage of Americans think Amber’s a fucking moron?
Previously on Big Brother, Zach cockblocked America’s eyebrows, Nick proved that he was just a big teenage girl all along, and God totally screwed Amber over.
I’ll trade you my kid for the veto.
