March 7, 2007

Recap: The 79th Annual Academy Awards: Oscar Race

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Case of beer? Check. Carton of smokes? Check. Enough Ben and Jerry’s to feed a small village? Check.

I take a good long look at myself in the mirror and focus my energy. Ever since I was a little boy I’ve dreamt of blogging the Acadamy Awards…oh who am I kidding? I picked this shift up last minute cuz B-Side needed time off to “find himself” and he knew I wouldn’t have a date. That said, I love TVGasm, I love the Oscars, and I love bingeing on alcohol, smokes, and ice cream, so let’s do this!

Ladies and Gentelmen! Live from the Kodak Theater (and my unmade bed)! The 79th Annual Acadamy Awards!