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American Idol Results: The Loss Toss

flipit — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 05:25:41 +0000

Unfortunately, mine’s not on this show. Welcome to American Idol Results! Tonight will be full of crying! Bad dancing! Young people’s dreams being crushed! HOLLER! Back in the old days, Randy would make an effort to wear hideous clothes for our entertainment, but he’s been out tackied this year by the other judges and wears… Read More

American Idol: Skinny Bitches Edition!

flipit — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:58:00 +0000

I just want to point out before I even begin that as Tink walks down the line of eventual losers, I can’t help but notice that, AS USUAL, the guys chosen are mostly homely dirty shlubs and the women are thin and worked out and stuff. The only shocker here is that Tink isn’t wearing… Read More

American Idol: Homely Boys are ORIGINAL

flipit — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:55:47 +0000

Time can make us so cynical, and nothing makes you realize quite how much time has passed until another season of American Idol begins. It’s more sentimental than New Years. This is year ten, so it’s been a decade and we’ve spent roughly nine hundred thousand hours in front of this heah show. Salty drip… Read More

American Idol: Jersey Poor

flipit — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 08:48:57 +0000

A new season of really terrible things that happen to people who sing.

American Idol: The Final Snooze

flipit — Thu, 27 May 2010 00:03:00 +0000

матраци We open with a picture show of all the millions of people who have auditioned for Idol over the years. I hope there are no people with epilepsy watching, cuz the flashes will kill them on the spot. It’s like a super fast picture show of broken dreams and busted ass faces. Missing Since… Read More

American Idol Results: America Hates Good Hair

flipit — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:57:58 +0000

And now...let's kick off some good hair!

American Idol: A Year Without a Summertime

flipit — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:54:46 +0000

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American Idol: Blue Mile

flipit — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:52:28 +0000

Will Green MIle achieve his yearlong Top 3 dream?

American Idol Results: Linda Granger Rides Again

flipit — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:50:08 +0000

Tonight on American Idol, we are treated to visions of gay hell and the story of how Harry got herpes.

American Idol: That Tramp is a Lady…Kinda

flipit — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:48:14 +0000

This is the Titanic. And THIS! Is AMERICAN IDOL!!