FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

Tonight, the girls who suck consistently are awesome and the awesome girls suck. Way to change it up, Idol!

Well, at least someone’s consistent.

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Wow. Tonight’s American Idol results is full of greatness. If this is what a subpar season looks like then I’m ALL IN.

I don’t really have anything to say about this, but yay for kinda pretty people!

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Tonight on American Idol, Skara says things that I knida agree with two times, most of the girls blow chunks, and OrganiJoplin lives!!

It’s nights like this you wonder how this girl didn’t get on the show.

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Tonight on American Idol, there is a lot of sitting on stools. The favorites fall hard, and the weaker contestants rise to the top. And lots of guys do pushups.

Yes, Skara. WE CAN HEAR YOU.

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Tonight, America makes some harebrained decisions and Kris comes back to remind us that he wasn’t second place on American Idol. This….is American Idol Results!!!!!

Not lookin’ good for Aloha.

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The producers are dead set on a girl winning this season of American Idol, so each one of them has to be physically fit and at least semi cute. The guys are set up to lose, so they can be as fug as they need to be. Thankfully for us, this means we’ll at least get to hear some decent singing this year. At this point I don’t care if you look like a monkey. Just don’t suck.

You’re gonna be fantastic. On the radio.

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Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at least they’re thin!!

Time to make the donuts.

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It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased as punch to be back here. This season of Project Runway doesn’t have a title, so I’m going to give it one to make me feel better about last time: “Season 7: Oops, Our Bad Sorry We Call Do Over!” I was a little hesitant at first, but then I saw the commercial. Whatever Lifetime is up to with this one, I’m liking it already.

Girrrrrrl!!

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Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she was nominated for an Oscar.

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Tonight, it’s finale time!! There are lots and lots of senior citizens shaking their man boobs and playing meemaw anthems on their banjos, and even some surprises! Let’s join hands for one last time. Making fun of children on TV is the road to world peace. And THIS. Is American Idol!

Sorry, but you still LOSE.

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Tonight, it’s between a gay ham and a yawny twink. I CAN’T BELIVE IT’S ALMOST OVER!

I will miss this sideways face.

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Tonight, dreams do come true, but not for bat boys.

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Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady Gokey is so painful to watch dancing that he does this to a woman’s face.

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Tonight on American Idol Results, Daughtry’s still a midge, Gwen takes an aerobics class, and Paula is still too old to be crawling on the floor in a bustier on national television.

When in Doubt, multi-task.

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Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady screams like the Wicked Witch in the rain and Paula doesn’t do drugs. Booooo!

Have you seen my puppy little girl?

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Intensity. Drama. White people doing runs. Judges using the word “brilliant” way too much. Jamie Foxx saying things like “five people who shocked the world” and “throat Olympics “. Choir directors who look like lesbians with glued on chin hair.

This. Is the end of the world. And THIS. Is American Idol Results!

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There are five Cylons. But who are they? And should they be allowed to breed with humans? And why does the AI stage look like the Into the Woods set? Join me as we watch the final five visit the graves of the Rat Pack and stomp on them as hard as they can. This. Is American Idol !

I wish…

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Tonight on American Idol Results, some woman named Freda puts a tent in my boxers.

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Tonight on American Idol, America made this face:

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Tonight on American Idol Results, a natural disaster.

This hurt us way more than it hurt you.

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