Hi! I’m Flipit!
I write recaps for TVgasm.com and do celebrity interviews. They’re all catalogued here for your pleasure, or not. Either way, thanks for coming by! Hope you have a couple giggles.
HEART
You can contact me whenever you’re in the mood at Flipit75@gmail.com
I popped your cherry out in public….on the Satellite Blog.
LOVE you.
Pearl…
Comment by pearlblackdragon — March 7, 2007 @ 9:45 pm
Nice site! I think I’ll stop by here often.
Comment by Clair — March 7, 2007 @ 10:18 pm
hahah sweet. thanks guys!
starting next week there will be a section for “the view” called “the dumb shit they said today” and a daily news post. come back! LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 7, 2007 @ 10:35 pm
Oh… I’m thrilled you have your own site !!!! I’ve put u on my Favorites list. I can’t wait to hear your comments on the “VIEW”. The things they say these days !!! Maybe they’ll talk about Pig Porn. LOL
Love Ya,
Chooch
Comment by Betsy Furman — March 8, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
OH SWEET…. how cool is this!!! Now I know why you have been scarce lately…. This is going into my coveted Toolbar so’s I have easy access….
I will be waiting for the VIEW REVIEW…. I watch it only to see whaat dumb shit they say but I get maybe one day a week now……..
Do you have enough time to keep up with ROSIE???
An interview with her like you did with Ms. USA … that would become instant classic…..
Flipit…Nice job here, but could you make the font size larger… I am not 16 anymore….. xoxox, B.G.
Comment by giffordsaz — March 8, 2007 @ 10:44 pm
AWESOME to see you guys here! The official “launch” with The View etc will be Monday and there should be brand spankin new content every day!
And Giff, goddammit woman I love your ass. I will do my best to change the font size, but this requires HTML coding, and I spent six hours trying to figure out how to turn words green, so it might take a little bit.
YAY GIRLZ!
Comment by flipit — March 8, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
Love love love that you started your own site!! It’s going on my toolbar and I’ll stop by everyday! I used to love the View but not so much anymore but will happily read the stupid crap they do everyday!
Congratulations!!!
CFG
Comment by campfiregirl — March 8, 2007 @ 11:58 pm
Great site flip!
Good luck!
Comment by lbs30 — March 9, 2007 @ 1:58 am
Ohhhhhhh, I loves it! Not that you haven’t always been, but now you are officially a favorite! I am so excited for you. I hope the gasm doesn’t get pissy at you for the site. Good Luck!
Minda
Comment by minda07 — March 9, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
Can it be? My future baby daddy and American Idol recaps? Ahhh I am consumed with a lust that dares not speak it’s name. The only thing better would be being dropped into a fire station with 15 hotties in suspenders wanting me to slide down their ‘poles’. Freaking A this is awesome news!
Comment by Pig Pimping — March 9, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
Flipit, my love! I didn’t know about this website until today. I’m so excited. Congrat’s, and I’ll be here a lot.
Comment by May — March 10, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
Hey Flip! Here you are!
Nice site hon. I’ll add it to my faves as well b/c honestly, can I EVER get enough of you? I think not.
Love- ZB
Comment by zoobabe — March 12, 2007 @ 6:35 am
Idol Chat tonight!! YAY!!
Comment by TinkerbellAPixie — March 23, 2007 @ 4:06 am
thanks tinky! LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 23, 2007 @ 8:01 am
Who loves you more than me? No one and that’s the truth. Thanks for keeping our collective mind focused on the issues at hand!! Beeches beware! Flipit’s watching, writing and reporting!! LOL!
Comment by brandy — March 23, 2007 @ 8:06 am
brandelli! i hope your foot feels better soon baby. i love you! ps you have to scam us color purple tickets when fantasia stars. i am gonna start selling midget t-shirts to raise the cash. LOVE
Comment by flipit — March 23, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
Flipit,
Wow, you are tough. I shrugged Goil off as I was doing 1001 other things that Goil couldn’t do (and did the floor in addition to everything else). Somehow I did fine (yikes, the episode with Carisa when she asked me to build a desk that was impossible given the budget (and the other carpenters concurred and told me that I was “screwed†as it wasn’t going to happen), and available materials was far from my fault.) and I am sorry that you disagree.
As for being kicked off, it turned out that I was one of the most capable carpenters there, and seemed to get criticism as it is easier to bitch at a woman than a man because they want to “take it outside.†(next episode I design and build a floor that the two other carpenters told me that couldn’t have done) I never took the bait and defended myself (what was the point, I wasn’t there to fight but work as hard as humanly possible to get the challenge done.) Besides, they only play the mean parts because that is the drama. When we were working on 4 hours’ sleep, it is easy to get cranky.
As for being a lesbian, I am sorry to burst your bubble. Not a lesbian, and have been happily married for eight years. (It is usually best not to make such assumptions.)
I certainly respect your right to have your opinion, but obviously disagree with it. Goil seemed to be ok with me, and we email each other on a daily basis.
Sarah (the carpenter)
Comment by sarah miller — April 1, 2007 @ 5:55 pm
sarah, sarah, sarah. first of all, thank you for writing. second, i have to say i am mortified and as (believe it or not) i am a human being, i must apologize for making you feel bad. BUT, i am not making fun of you as a person, but as a reality show character. my job is not to report the news, it is to rib people and giggle a lot. the editing of these shows is (from what i can tell) extremely skewed and crazy to make us believe a lot of bs. everyone knows reality is not reality, and these silly blogs are not meant as truth bombs, but as frothy entertainment.
as for you not being a lesbian, CONGRATS!!!! i am a flaming homo. ’nuff said there.
don’t take it personally, kid. i am a chunky insecure brat who will most likely go to hell.
LOVE
flipit
oh and ps: the only reason i wanted you to get kicked off is because i wanted more shirtless hunk shots. you can’t blame a boy for feeling disappointed.
ps x 2: fair warning… i am almost done with this weeks episode and i call you dykstra about ten times. not YOU, but the toolbelt chick on top design. peace out.
Comment by flipit — April 1, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
Sarah,
You can build stuff - anyone who can build stuff impresses the heck out of me. I’m lucky if I can line my paper up properly before hitting a hole punch - let alone using saws and tools and things.
Flipit snarks from a place of love. You have to know he is the kindest person alive.
Way to represent for the women!
Comment by TinkerbellAPixie — April 2, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
Sarah,
Don’t be hard on our Flipit. He’s the sweetest, funniest, most loving guy I pretend to know. He writes about characters, and by being a “character” on a reality show, you’re fair game.
Like Tink, I’m impressed with your ability. I like to build things too, but it’s goofy stuff around my house. Cudos to you.
Love to Flipit!!!!!!!1
Comment by may — April 3, 2007 @ 6:56 am
Why do reality show ’stars’ read blogs about themselves? They have to know there’s going to be piles and piles of snark. That’s why most of us tune in! Flipit, I hope you stay the adorable meanie that you are and ignore the naysayings of someone who’s clueless and humorless enough not to be able to accept some goodnatured teasing. Tons and tons of love, Flipit!
Comment by greeneyes — April 4, 2007 @ 4:16 pm
Dear Husband,
I am writing this letter with a heavy heart. To find out that the happy box in my living room is giving out false information and that you KNEW about it? I have been deceived. I thought that you were writing thought provoking, serious dissertations on Homo Sapiens in a controlled environment. Instead I find out there are “editors” and “producers” who decide “story lines” and “character”. And YOU just snark about it. The betrayal is too deep, so I must give up television forever. Don’t try to stop me. Tell my kids I love them.
Forever sad,
PearlBlackDragon
Comment by pearlblackdragon — April 10, 2007 @ 9:04 pm
yes, unfortunately my love, i am just a bitchy sad man making fun of people. no real writing skills needed here. why do you think we’re so broke? who lied to you? i will make fun of them HARD
Comment by flipit — April 10, 2007 @ 10:01 pm
Flipit’s the best!
Comment by B-Side — April 13, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
I am so glad to have found your blogs/recaps. I look forward to reading more, thanks for sharing your wonderful talent with the rest of us!
Comment by Christmas Shown — July 19, 2007 @ 5:40 pm
hey thanks so much, xmas! welcome!
Comment by flipit — July 20, 2007 @ 4:08 am
ZOMG the Little Fail Tale was brilliant. Too good for TVG, even…
Comment by Jen — August 10, 2007 @ 9:42 am
holla jen!!! welcome lady! and thanks! LOVE
Comment by flipit — August 10, 2007 @ 11:39 pm
I usually come on and check to see what’s new. Today I (for some reason) scrolled all the way to the bottom of the page where there was this message:
“FLIPIT LOVES YOU”
Which is all sweet and everything, but I believe it was SUPPOSED to read “FLIPIT LOVES YOU, PEGSTER”. Please correct this error!
Grassy-ass!
HEART
Comment by Pegster — August 24, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
I heard a rumour that I missed your birthday Flips.
Hope you got laid 
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — August 28, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
ha yeah i was quiet on the birthday front. i hung shelves. very exciting. no lay. WAAHHH WHY GOD?
and pegster, your browser must not be reading the page right. LOVE
Comment by flipit — August 31, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
oh darn i just checked it. pegster is typed in black. woops. well, flipit does love you, PEGSTER!!!!
Comment by flipit — August 31, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
I SEE IT!!! I SEE IT!!
Oh wait, that’s just some mascara gunk in my eye.
Comment by Pegster — September 4, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
Hey, Flipit - whaddup?? I’ve been MIA for a while and am just checking back in. Can’t wait to read your BB recaps. I’m suffering from serious withdrawal. The modeling shot of Amber alone is enough to pull me in. God why can’t I stop ending sentences in prepositions?
Comment by Jennifer30309 — September 5, 2007 @ 10:04 am
try ending in propositions. you get laid way more that way. glad to see you back, lady!! this show is still truckin!!
two more weeks SNIFFLE
Comment by flipit — September 5, 2007 @ 4:09 pm
Awwww…sorry about the lack of lay Flip. If I had the right parts, I’d do you. And it wouldn’t be a pity lay either!
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — September 7, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
thanks tumtum!! i know you got the goods. haha i miss you babe. i need to go check out your beefy thread. love
Comment by flipit — September 7, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
When are you gonna do another “interview” with someone? You should do Oprah or someone who’s nuts like the woman who shotgunned her pastor husband to death.
And when are we gonna see you on Tv? You are way too good to stay hidden!
Love you.
Comment by Cherie Harbin — September 30, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
oh man i need to get on another interview til i get slammed in november. i will start recording some larry kings and see whats up. and i don’t know when they’re gonna put me on tv!! those bastards!! i don’t know who “they” are, but it makes me feel better to resent them. haha. loves
Comment by flipit — October 2, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
Loved your recaps on Top Chef. Laughed so hard at your final recap, I ruined my mascara. Thanks!
Comment by Tracy — October 7, 2007 @ 8:36 am
TWO newbies? YAYAYYYYYY welcome! and thanks you guys. you say flipittypes i say flipittypes. love
Comment by flipit — October 10, 2007 @ 11:25 am
I think you missed my point. . . luv ya anyway flipit!!!!!!
p.s. when do they start Season 4 of Top Chef?
Comment by Amanda — October 10, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
I see what you mean Amanda. It says Fi not Fli at the very top. Very observant!
Luv you fip or flip either way!
Comment by Cherie Harbin — October 11, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
oh my god that shows you what a freakin bimbo i am!!! i stared and stared at your sentence amanda and was like “what, is that like new age crap? is there some meaning i am just not getting?!? what does flipittypes MEAN???”
and it was spelled wrong. LOLOLOLLLLL thanks for breaking it down specifically mon cherie. you know i can use all the help i can get. love ya guys. heart.
oh and i don’t know when season 4 starts. i know they already auditioned here in los angeles, so probably in late spring/early summer. xo
Comment by flipit — October 11, 2007 @ 10:53 pm
No problem FLipit!! I couldn’t help it, you see I am a professional proofreader (no joke)
well I read at Chicago Tribune’s newspaper website that they have already done some filming at a local grocery store.
Comment by Amanda — October 12, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
Believe me flipit, I stared and stared too. I couldn’t see it. I thought it was a joke I just didn’t get. I was starting to feel very left out and then low and behold I saw it! LOL.
Call yourself anything we all still Love Love Love you!
Comment by Cherie Harbin — October 12, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
amanda if you ever want to work for free, give me a call. lord knows i could use you. i do shit like that all the time. i am glad to hear i’m not the only one, mon cherie?
Comment by flipit — October 15, 2007 @ 3:50 pm
flipit,
Please write something funny. I’m stuck in Ohio and ready to jump. It’s a looooong time until PR starts & I can’t wait until November to disagree with you.
LOVE.
Comment by Pegster — October 20, 2007 @ 4:21 am
hey baby. what are you doing there? poor baby!!!!
i just put up a kitchen nightmares at the gasm. i don’t know if it’s funny or not, cuz it was my first time, but i was shooting for adequate. love ya suga
Comment by flipit — October 21, 2007 @ 9:33 am
I will work for free for u boo
Comment by Amanda — October 23, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
omg amanda i am falling in love w you
Comment by flipit — October 24, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
Hey there. Just wanted to let anyone interested know that there’s an article about Padma Lakshmi in the newest Vanity Fair. She cusses like a sailor, says ‘like’ a lot, and is apparently a MAJOR whore for cash. That bitch has been linked to or flirted with just about every multi-millionaire in the western hemisphere. Not once is her close friendship with Mary Jane mentioned….
Comment by Planet Freakout — November 16, 2007 @ 10:49 am
haha thanks freakout. i have called scar a lot of things, but never virginal or classy. i hope she ends up with a guy older and grosser than the last one. you have to admit that you kinda love her.
Comment by flipit — November 16, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
Um hi are you doing Top Chef recaps anymore?? If this has been addressed elsewhere, please forgive
Comment by Amanda — March 24, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
hey amanda!! i am on bb and american idol duty this season so i had to give t chef up!! it has been taken over by lolo over at the gasm and she is doing a great job. check her out, and thanks for asking! xo
Comment by flipit — March 25, 2008 @ 10:04 am
Well I found lolo’s recaps and they are not as funny as yours but I guess it’ll have to do *sigh* 
Comment by Amanda — March 25, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
No offense to lolo btw
Comment by Amanda — March 25, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Just finished your recap of the AI results show from 4/23. I peed a little. That was the funniest thing I have ever read and the whole Clay Gayken screencap narrative had me on the floor. You are HILARIOUS and I love your writing. Hope I helped make your day b/c you make mine everytime I read your stuff. Love you Flip!
Comment by Cherry — April 24, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
hey thanks cherry!!! i felt like i hit the recap motherload w/ gayken hahahah. thanks for reading and yes you did make my day. LOVE
Comment by flipit — April 24, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
Love you Flipit!
Love,
Your biggest Fan
Comment by Karly Glenn — March 7, 2007 @ 4:01 pm