Monthly Archives: April 2010

Tonight on American Idol, Green Mile eats a pizza, Shakira comes on stage without a bikini crutch, and no one shows up with a Canadian… Read More

Tonight on American Idol: Skara devolves into Janis Dickinson, Lee’s eyes get horny, and instead of generic country crap we get Shania branded country crap!… Read More

Tonight on the Project Runway finale, Liz Taylor infects Retired Adam Hambert, Mila takes the stick out of her ass, and Emilioth spits all over… Read More

Tonight, American Idol Gives Back! To poor people in Africa, who never really gave American Idol anything. So they’re not really giving back, they’re just… Read More

Tonight’s all about inspiration cuz of starving kids in Africa or something. Hopefully after she watches this back on TV, Alicia Keys will be inspired… Read More

Tonight on Project Runway, it’s the Mila/Jaysian smackdown! Who will color block? Who will cry and wear giant scarves? Who will date a gay guy?… Read More

Tonight on American Idol: two people go home, Ham hams it up, and Brooke White is still terrible. Aw crazy white lady. I know you’re… Read More

Tonight on American Idol, Tink is a sloppy drunk, Katie tells off Skara, and Adam Hambert singlehandedly keeps the cosmetics industry afloat. If the AI… Read More

Tonight on Project Runway, Emilioth was gross, Mila was angry, and we were robbed of one of the best “Meet My Mom” sequences in PR… Read More

Tonight on American Idol Results, Skara gets an add on, Michael Jackson is ripped off, and Rihanna fires someone. So You Think You Can Tippy… Read More

Tonight on American Idol, kilts, dead elephants and some residuals for Yoko.

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She never died. She’s here though.