Monthly Archives: March 2010

Tonight on American Idol, white people use Soul as a rest stop.

Tonight is the most depressing Project Runway of the season. Enter at your own risk. Tricky ass phone.

Tonight on American Idol, a Jonas, a Montana, and a Demi walk into a bar… Do that headbanging thing you do against this pan, k?

Tonight on American Idol, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Rat Hack

Tonight on Project Runway, all of Earth’s elements are polluted. So recycle, or something. Some of these designs are so bad they’ll put hair on… Read More

Tonight, American Idol proves….well nothing. It proves nothing. But the women were better. There. You feeling sad yet? Wanna feel sadder? Keep reading. The only… Read More

Tonight, the girls who suck consistently are awesome and the awesome girls suck. Way to change it up, Idol! Well, at least someone’s consistent.

The Oscars were full of self love, dirty looks, and even some pretty dresses! Come on in!

Wow. Tonight’s American Idol results is full of greatness. If this is what a subpar season looks like then I’m ALL IN. I don’t really… Read More

Tonight on Project Runway, PeeWee Herman comes up with a new character, Emilioth pronounces a bunch of stuff wrong, and a giant bites off Jaysian’s… Read More

Tonight on American Idol, Skara says things that I knida agree with two times, most of the girls blow chunks, and OrganiJoplin lives!! It’s nights… Read More

Tonight on American Idol, there is a lot of sitting on stools. The favorites fall hard, and the weaker contestants rise to the top. And… Read More