Jillian Michaels Tricks Fat People

So wait. There’s NOT a pill that will make you thinner without any effort on your part?? THAT’S CARAAAZY! Jillian Michaels of Biggest loser fame is being sued for fraud. Fat people have taken her pills and are still fat. Uh, I’ve paid for Weight Watchers Online since it began and I’m fatter than ever. If there are any lawyers out there, call me.
I listened to Jillian’s radio show when it was on the air, and it was some fascinating stuff. “Jillian, help me! I’m fat!” “Eat less and exercise.” WOW! STUNNING BREAKTHROUGH! I’m kinda surprised that she would be in trouble for selling fake crap when I can’t remember her ever advocating diet pills, but I guess you gotta make that money while you can. Cuz then your star fades and you ride off into the sunset, buy a house in the middle of the woods, and get fatter than Jabba the Hut. Ok my dream leaked a little into this story, sorry.
Point is, fat people should know better. One thing that goes unspoken amongst us is: DON’T TRUST SKINNY BITCHES. If you need to lose weight, start a coke habit and don’t eat anything. It’s called perseverance, and it doesn’t come in pill form. Who am I kidding? I’m fat until the miracle pill is finally released. Stay tuned!