Monthly Archives: February 2010
American Idol: Fat Girls Can’t Sing
Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at least they’re thin!! Time to… Read More
Project Runway: The Return of the Evil Sidekick
Tonight on Project Runway, Nina eats babies, designers act like little girls about working with little girls, and we witness the return of an old… Read More
Project Runway: Good News For Lonely Cows
This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway.… Read More
Lindsay Lohan is Not Abused, So Let’s Get On With Our Day
Nads needed a little time off today, which means I get to go to People Magazine and make fun of their articles. All I have… Read More
Jillian Michaels Tricks Fat People
So wait. There’s NOT a pill that will make you thinner without any effort on your part?? THAT’S CARAAAZY! Jillian Michaels of Biggest loser fame… Read More
Project Runway: Heart Attacks Are Ugly
Tonight on Project Runway, hearts, soup, and raft inflations. Most creative, well thought out design of the episode.
Toddlers and Tiaras: Sparkle the Serial Killer
This week on Toddlers and Tiaras, judge rigging! Giant hair on tiny bodies!! The most adorable serial killer ever born! I lost a toof bitin’… Read More
Project Runway: Donkey Pong
Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American Tanning Spray, with disastrous results.

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