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Monthly Archives: February 2010

American Idol: Fat Girls Can’t Sing

February 25, 2010

Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at least they’re thin!! Time to… Read More

Project Runway: The Return of the Evil Sidekick

February 19, 2010

Tonight on Project Runway, Nina eats babies, designers act like little girls about working with little girls, and we witness the return of an old… Read More

Project Runway: Good News For Lonely Cows

February 19, 2010

This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway.… Read More

Lindsay Lohan is Not Abused, So Let’s Get On With Our Day

February 11, 2010

Nads needed a little time off today, which means I get to go to People Magazine and make fun of their articles. All I have… Read More

Jillian Michaels Tricks Fat People

February 11, 2010

So wait. There’s NOT a pill that will make you thinner without any effort on your part?? THAT’S CARAAAZY! Jillian Michaels of Biggest loser fame… Read More

Project Runway: Heart Attacks Are Ugly

February 11, 2010

Tonight on Project Runway, hearts, soup, and raft inflations. Most creative, well thought out design of the episode.

Toddlers and Tiaras: Sparkle the Serial Killer

February 11, 2010

This week on Toddlers and Tiaras, judge rigging! Giant hair on tiny bodies!! The most adorable serial killer ever born! I lost a toof bitin’… Read More

Project Runway: Donkey Pong

February 11, 2010

Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American Tanning Spray, with disastrous results.

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