FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at least they’re thin!!

Time to make the donuts.

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Tonight on Project Runway, Nina eats babies, designers act like little girls about working with little girls, and we witness the return of an old friend!

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This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway.

Why is it Bible beaters always have lotion on the bedside table? Cuz that’s a sin.

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Nads needed a little time off today, which means I get to go to People Magazine and make fun of their articles. All I have to do is look at the front page once to stay happy for the whole day!

Cuz you realized college might have been a good option after all?

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So wait. There’s NOT a pill that will make you thinner without any effort on your part?? THAT’S CARAAAZY! Jillian Michaels of Biggest loser fame is being sued for fraud. Fat people have taken her pills and are still fat. Uh, I’ve paid for Weight Watchers Online since it began and I’m fatter than ever. If there are any lawyers out there, call me.
I listened to Jillian’s radio show when it was on the air, and it was some fascinating stuff. “Jillian, help me! I’m fat!” “Eat less and exercise.” WOW! STUNNING BREAKTHROUGH! I’m kinda surprised that she would be in trouble for selling fake crap when I can’t remember her ever advocating diet pills, but I guess you gotta make that money while you can. Cuz then your star fades and you ride off into the sunset, buy a house in the middle of the woods, and get fatter than Jabba the Hut. Ok my dream leaked a little into this story, sorry.
Point is, fat people should know better. One thing that goes unspoken amongst us is: DON’T TRUST SKINNY BITCHES. If you need to lose weight, start a coke habit and don’t eat anything. It’s called perseverance, and it doesn’t come in pill form. Who am I kidding? I’m fat until the miracle pill is finally released. Stay tuned!

Tonight on Project Runway, hearts, soup, and raft inflations.

Most creative, well thought out design of the episode.

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This week on Toddlers and Tiaras, judge rigging! Giant hair on tiny bodies!! The most adorable serial killer ever born!

I lost a toof bitin’ out some guy’s juguhler.

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Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American Tanning Spray, with disastrous results.

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