Tonight on Styl’d, we don’t get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie’s personal belongings. Styl’d, I’m very very dis’pntd in you.
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2009
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2009
17
2009
Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Oops. Methed Up.
Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Len makes this face. I cannot stress enough: botox doesn’t make you look younger. Just scarier. STOP IT, AMERICA!

17
2009
Project Runway: Throwing Up Makes Your Eyelashes Giant
This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns her dog into a hooker coat.

I hope you die.
You too.
Copycat.
You are.
12
2009
Styl’d: Yes, I am Fired! Up! Fired Up! Right Guys? Right?
This week on Styl’d, Brett refuses to be fired, which means we get to watch a prolonged version of his misery unfold. YAYAYAYAYYYYY! Also, there’s a new intern in the house, and Gary squeals. A lot.

Weeeeeee!!!
12
2009
Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Same Ole Song
Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, MethFace gets puddin’ on his face, Courtney Cox is a Visitor, and Bruno stains his pants.

Help Rod Stewart! He’s having some sort of an attack! Wait. He’s singing some raspy ass bs song? Let him go.
12
2009
Project Runway: Poor People Are Losers
Tonight on Project Runway, some of the most beautiful art on Earth inspires a pile of crap you’ll never remember. Well, at least this season’s CONSISTENT.

Time to slaughter the donuts.
03
2009
Styl’d: Because the Great American BusBoy Competition Didn’t Make it Out of Development
This week, a show called Styl’d was on. It’s about people who dream about being stylists, did you honestly expect it to be spelled right?

Do you see what I have to deal with/ First,male pattern baldness and now this!
03
2009
Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Dance Off!
Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results: illegal alien band, hate crimes against handicap people, and a midget suicide! Come on in!

Better be careful wearing that shirt around MethFace. He’s totally gonna try to break you open.
03
2009
Project Runway: Maybe the Second Time Will Be Less Lame. Or Not.
Tonight on Project Runway, the show apologizes for all the hacky shit boring ass work of this season by having the designers recreate it. Uh…thanks?

And closing my mouth while I eat.
