Monthly Archives: October 2009
Heroes: Acceptance: Less Fun Than Anger and Denial
This week on Heroes, I pray for Hiro to jump off a building. Start with season 2 and work your way forward, buddy. We’ll wait.
Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Flying Midgets and Stefani Cinnabons
Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Joss Stone is an equal opportunity employer! And…the Flying Midget makes a deal with the Midget Devil.
Project Runway: Blue is the New Fug
This week on Project Runway, blue is the new fug. Nothing personal.
Dancing With The Stars: Fruit Bar
Hello sweeties! It’s night two of Dancing With The Stars. Tonight it’s the women’s turn to strut their stuff or bust their asses. Either way… Read More
Project Runway: Ruffle Boners, Icy Queens, and DietTribes
This week on Project Runway, illegal alien human hybrids across Earth bowed their heads in shame and we found out what gives Gunn boners. My… Read More
Project Runway: Preposterous Spewing
This week on Project Runway, the LA Times finally proves itself useful. If an adjective’s under four syllables, he’s not using it tonight.
Big Brother: Well, At Least I’m Leaving With More Hideous Clothes Than I Came With!
Tonight is the night! WHO WILL WIN?? The twit, the flit, or the shit? Find out, on this special two hour tag team recap of… Read More
TVgasm’s Fall Preview and Predictions
Every year we get together here at TVgasm and predict which new Fall shows will last through the season and which will tank. It’s mostly… Read More
Project Runway: Dolls Don’t Dress Themselves For a Reason
Tonight on Project Runway, we get some insight into the minds of models. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Big Brother: Nose Shout
Tonight on Big Brother, we get an extra big helping of Natalie. Mmmmmmmmm. With special guest: the most desperate shlub in the world:
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