Monthly Archives: May 2009

Tonight, it’s finale time!! There are lots and lots of senior citizens shaking their man boobs and playing meemaw anthems on their banjos, and even… Read More

Tonight, it’s between a gay ham and a yawny twink. I CAN’T BELIVE IT’S ALMOST OVER! I will miss this sideways face.

This week on The Fashion Show, how do you dress a socialite that looks like she spent a dollar on her clothes look like she… Read More

Tonight, dreams do come true, but not for bat boys.

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady Gokey is so painful to watch dancing that he does this to a woman’s face.

REAL life. REAL fashion. REAL people. REAL cheap. Welcome to The Fashion Show! If this picture doesn’t sum up how REAL this all is, I’m… Read More

Wanda Sykes, one of my favorite comics of all time and the first openly gay headliner of the event, got laughs and boo/groans in equal… Read More

Tonight on American Idol Results, Daughtry’s still a midge, Gwen takes an aerobics class, and Paula is still too old to be crawling on the… Read More

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady screams like the Wicked Witch in the rain and Paula doesn’t do drugs. Booooo! Have you seen my puppy… Read More

Intensity. Drama. White people doing runs. Judges using the word “brilliant” way too much. Jamie Foxx saying things like “five people who shocked the world”… Read More

There are five Cylons. But who are they? And should they be allowed to breed with humans? And why does the AI stage look like… Read More