Monthly Archives: April 2009

Bea Arthur May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009 RIP Bea Arthur passed away this weekend from cancer. What a talent. God bless you, BA!!… Read More

Tonight on American Idol Results, some woman named Freda puts a tent in my boxers.

Tonight on American Idol, America made this face:

MTV Rosie did an interview with People magazine and talked about the latest internet sensation, Miss Susan Boyle. We’ve all seen the video of Susan… Read More

Nads is getting ready for her big Showtime Comedy Special Premiere party tonight. Getting her nails done, her hair did, etc. So you’re stuck with… Read More

Speaking of baby buying, Madge fell off her horse in the Hamptons Saturday. Her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, was quick to blame a photographer for scaring… Read More

Breitbart Jillian Michaels has always been a charmer. She quit Biggest Loser because she claimed that she was edited to look like an a hole.… Read More

Tonight on American Idol Results, a natural disaster. This hurt us way more than it hurt you.

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady gets chopped to bits and Krispy Twink is almost raped before being saved by Bruce Willis.

Tonight on American Idol Results, Flo’s in da house! Kiss my greeits, homey!

Tink flys down from Heaven and tells us that the contestants have a dream, and “the life of that dream” is in our hands. CRUUUUUUUNCH!… Read More

Tonight on American Idol, we get yelled at. A lot.