Monthly Archives: March 2009
American Idol Results: Whore it Up at Home
Tink starts off by telling us that tonight, one contestant will face the fire! Finally! They’re gonna just start cremating the eliminated contestants. I guess… Read More
American Idol: Country Crocks
Tonight, Hambert pees all over the Grand Ole Opry. Eleven left. THIS. Is American Idol! It’s hard to not like a person who can steal… Read More
American Idol Results: Your Lazy Eye is Out
Tonight, on American Idol Results, dreams get multilated and ripped limb by limb not once, but twice! And the Judges change the Constitution. Can they… Read More
American Idol Results and Wild Card: Not the Best Voice We’ve Heard… so You’re In!
Tonight on American Idol, dreams are stamped out at twice the speed! I’ll still take your credit card number, honey. Don’t cry. BUY.
Top Chef Reunion: Eet Ees Whud Eet Eez
Welcome to the reunion!! The show’s over, but there’s plenty of drama to be talked out. Hoser and Possible Stalker Leah made out, Possible Stalker… Read More
American Idol: The Return of Open Wound White
Tonight on American Idol, Uncle Phyllis goes back to teaching volleyball at an all girls school and the In and Out stays one Chola safer… Read More
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