FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

A Welder. A bartender, A font designer (that’s a job? Who made wingdings?). A comedian. A fortysomething year old, and a musical theater queen with an Elvira wig. THIS! Is American Idol!

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Tonight on American Idol, Carly Smithson does a Delta Burke when she was thin impression and Tatiana has a seizure.

Cooooooooonsuela!

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This week on Top Chef, a midget tried to bang a big girl and we found out that Fabio’s way gayer than we could have ever imagined.

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Tonight, American Idol gets off to a really painful start and Ted Danson is still alive.

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Tonight on American Idol, the season officially went off it’s fucking rocker.

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This week on Top Chef, an old lady wets herself, Hosea reinvents butter, and that weird kid from Jerry Maguire grows up and names a restaurant after a can of oil.

Did you know that the sky is blue cuz it reflects the sea?

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This week on Top Chef, Ripert is back and he’s hornier than ever.

Beaten cross eyed.

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It’s the biggest season yet!! They’ve auditioned over 100,000 loozas! Will they find at least one that doesn’t suck bawls? Well, we’ll sure have fun while they try. THIS! Is American Idol!! Welcome to Hollywood!

WHY AM I SINGLE?!?! WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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This week on Real World Brooklyn, Devyn gets taken down a notch by a tranny.

If there was a cork big enough, I would stick it in there right now.

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On this week’s very special Top Chef Super Bowl challenge, we get to give Beaker a dental checkup and Juanita finally gets some screen time.

Thanks for flossing.

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