Monthly Archives: February 2009
American Idol: Can’t Get No
A Welder. A bartender, A font designer (that’s a job? Who made wingdings?). A comedian. A fortysomething year old, and a musical theater queen with… Read More
American Idol Results: Dreams of My Chicken Fingers
Tonight on American Idol, Carly Smithson does a Delta Burke when she was thin impression and Tatiana has a seizure. Cooooooooonsuela!
Top Chef: Euro Slash
This week on Top Chef, a midget tried to bang a big girl and we found out that Fabio’s way gayer than we could have… Read More
American Idol: Nigel, Come Home Baby
Tonight, American Idol gets off to a really painful start and Ted Danson is still alive.
American Idolts: Stuff Happened and Then Salma Hayek Breast Fed Someone Else’s Baby
Tonight on American Idol, the season officially went off it’s fucking rocker.
Top Chef: Community Calling
This week on Top Chef, an old lady wets herself, Hosea reinvents butter, and that weird kid from Jerry Maguire grows up and names a… Read More
Top Chef: Shell Game
This week on Top Chef, Ripert is back and he’s hornier than ever. Beaten cross eyed.
American Idol: Hollywood’s Not For Sissies. Wait. Never Mind.
It’s the biggest season yet!! They’ve auditioned over 100,000 loozas! Will they find at least one that doesn’t suck bawls? Well, we’ll sure have fun… Read More
Real World Brooklyn: Feeling Things
This week on Real World Brooklyn, Devyn gets taken down a notch by a tranny. If there was a cork big enough, I would stick… Read More
TVgasm Radio: Lost Podcast
I’ve been doing Lost podcasts with TVgasm’s Greybishop on Thursday nights at 7 Eastern. Come join us! Check out instructions on how to call in… Read More
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