Monthly Archives: August 2008

Tonight on Big Brother, I thought I missed the double elimination because of the stupid election coverage running late and got really really mad and… Read More

This week on Project Runway, I’m older and more spiritual. So suck it. Sebelia cheated. Now on with the judging!

This week on Big Brother, Dan takes his “suck hard” strategy to an entirely new sucktacular high. I can’t hear you. Suck louder.

This week on Project Runway, big girls cry. Well, one does. Zebra print hurts us all, Pleath.

This week on Project Runway, there are actually projects that don’t suck on the runway. Will the rest of the season be teamwork challenges? You… Read More

On this glorious Sunday’s Big Brother, there’s a lot of yelling and screaming and really, really poor English. GlamourShot

Tonight on Big Brother, a giant sparkly pink bird hatches a fifty something year old hairdresser named Renny. Thanks giant sparkly pink bird! Suck it,… Read More

This week, Project Runway has the opportunity to show these Chinese Olympic security guards smashed up boobies and blows it! BOOOOOOO!!! I see knees! LET… Read More

Last night on Big Brother, Jesus was marinated in the germs that cause bad breath. Get me some nails.

This week on Project Runway, Jennifer kicks Audrey Hepburn in the nuts. She deserved it!