FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

This week, an angel in Heaven takes pity on me and puts and end to Living Lohan.

I miss you already, Dina!

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Tonight on Big Brother, Keesha gets the opportunity to act like a scheming, vindictive, screeching crazy woman and completely blows it. Thanks a lot, lady! At least we get to see Michelle dance.

Watch out, Elaine Bennis.

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This week on Project Runway, I accidentally freeze framed on Heidi welcoming us to the show and realized that she is a demon from Hell and is trying to make us all worship Satan.

Fat people Hell.

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This week on Living Lohan, Dina finds more opportunities to dance while Slo’s locked in a big wooden room in the basement of the Palms.

And then it started to rain frogs.

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Welcome back to another season of Project Runway! The last season ended about a week ago, but who’s gonna complain about too much gayness in the world? Not I.

This look doesn’t leave Tim’s face the entire episode.

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Tonight on Big Brother, we find out everything we ever wanted to know about King Soloman and tar and feathering old people. Thanks, Grodner!

And you thought I was slipping.

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This week on Living Lohan, McVana works very very hard and Jeremy gets another hundred thousand hits on his MySpace page.

Nanahan wants to be your friend!

I’m home alone. Call me, tiger! xo NH

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So I came home a couple days ago bitching and moaning that there was nothing on TV. And then I found a little show called Greatest American Dog on my DVR. WTH was that doing there? Had I set it to record and not remembered? Damn you, Mary Jane! That’s how I got hooked on House Flippers!
Anyhoo, I turned it on and I don’t think I have laughed that hard in a long, long ass time. I am working to find a recapper for it as we speak, but in the meantime, I would be downright selfish of me not to share my joy with you lovely people. Watch the premier at CBS’ home page and check it out on it’s regular time, Thursdays at 8!

The Bot announced the cast of this season’s Big Brother yesterday morning on the Early Show, so we got together to get to know them a bit before Sunday’s big launch. They were almost exactly like the YouTube video leaked a few days ago. Misogynists, bimbos and Shirley McLaine made the list. Thank God for Summer!

Someone uncross the bot’s eyes. It’s go time!

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I recorded Living Lohan, bitched and moaned all morning that I had to recap it, finally settled down to chain smoke and inject espresso and mocha into my veins, turned on the computer, and boom. No Living Lohan!! It was a repeat of the first episode. THOSE BASTARDS!!!
As much as I complain, I was really (deep down, waaaaay deep down) looking forward to finding out what happened to Slohan while she yapped into a microphone at the Maloof’s recording studio in their Maloof’s Palms Hotel and Casino on the Maloof produced reality show. But noooooo…..Thankfully, I found a brilliant video of Tracy Ullman dragging Dina McVana Lohan across the coals this week so I don’t have to. Love ya, Trac! Enjoy, and see you guys next week! xo

Hey guys! My buddy Lowell and I shot this video of a sketch we did this Fall and I thought you might like it. Enjoy!

This week on Living Lohan, I MISS NANAHAN!

I worry for you, Nanahan! Stop slutting around and get your raisin to Vegas!

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