Monthly Archives: July 2008
Living Lohan: Coming Soon to a DVD Near You!
This week, an angel in Heaven takes pity on me and puts and end to Living Lohan. I miss you already, Dina!
Big Brother: Road Signs and Pigs Feet
Tonight on Big Brother, Keesha gets the opportunity to act like a scheming, vindictive, screeching crazy woman and completely blows it. Thanks a lot, lady!… Read More
Project Runway: Who Wears Short Shorts?
This week on Project Runway, I accidentally freeze framed on Heidi welcoming us to the show and realized that she is a demon from Hell… Read More
Living Lohan: How Bout an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone?
This week on Living Lohan, Dina finds more opportunities to dance while Slo’s locked in a big wooden room in the basement of the Palms.… Read More
Project Runway: The Virgin Mary Killings
Welcome back to another season of Project Runway! The last season ended about a week ago, but who’s gonna complain about too much gayness in… Read More
Big Brother: What Would Nixon Do?
Tonight on Big Brother, we find out everything we ever wanted to know about King Soloman and tar and feathering old people. Thanks, Grodner! And… Read More
Living Lohan: Back to MySpace
This week on Living Lohan, McVana works very very hard and Jeremy gets another hundred thousand hits on his MySpace page. Nanahan wants to be… Read More
Clipgasm: Greatest American Dog
So I came home a couple days ago bitching and moaning that there was nothing on TV. And then I found a little show called… Read More
Big Brother: Revelations
The Bot announced the cast of this season’s Big Brother yesterday morning on the Early Show, so we got together to get to know them… Read More
Living Lohan: Tracy Ullman is a Badass
I recorded Living Lohan, bitched and moaned all morning that I had to recap it, finally settled down to chain smoke and inject espresso and… Read More
Clipgasm: Andy Rooney Geico Ad Outtakes
Hey guys! My buddy Lowell and I shot this video of a sketch we did this Fall and I thought you might like it. Enjoy!
Living Lohan: I’m Tiiiiiiiiired!
This week on Living Lohan, I MISS NANAHAN! I worry for you, Nanahan! Stop slutting around and get your raisin to Vegas!

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