Jun
18
2008
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Living Lohan: Hot Bag of Crap

This week on Living Lohan, cute dog tricks and sage advice from Nanahan:

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Your daughter just raped you.

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Jun
10
2008
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Living Lohan: Bitches, Paps, and Smears

I was going to write you all a long letter thanking you for your reads and apologizing for not being able to stomach Living Lohan any longer. Then I saw that I made the opening clip!!! There I am chasing Slohan down the street spraying shaving cream in her hair and screaming “STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LINDSAY! ARE YOU GONNA GO TO REHAB NOW?!?” Wait, I don’t remember her wearing a plastic fire helmet that day, nor do I remember that gang of kids. Darn. Different day. And now I’m hooked.

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Got me again, Nanahan!

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Jun
06
2008
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Living Lohan: Burn Notice

This week on Living Lohan, Slohan dies, goes to Heaven, and is sent back until she can start being, as God put it “less of a fucking hack.” Darn.

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Looks like you might make it to Heaven first after all, Nanahan.

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Written by flipit in: Living Lohan |

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