Living Lohan: Hot Bag of Crap
This week on Living Lohan, cute dog tricks and sage advice from Nanahan:

Your daughter just raped you.
This week on Living Lohan, cute dog tricks and sage advice from Nanahan:

Your daughter just raped you.
I was going to write you all a long letter thanking you for your reads and apologizing for not being able to stomach Living Lohan any longer. Then I saw that I made the opening clip!!! There I am chasing Slohan down the street spraying shaving cream in her hair and screaming “STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LINDSAY! ARE YOU GONNA GO TO REHAB NOW?!?” Wait, I don’t remember her wearing a plastic fire helmet that day, nor do I remember that gang of kids. Darn. Different day. And now I’m hooked.

Got me again, Nanahan!
This week on Living Lohan, Slohan dies, goes to Heaven, and is sent back until she can start being, as God put it “less of a fucking hack.” Darn.

Looks like you might make it to Heaven first after all, Nanahan.
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