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Monthly Archives: April 2008

American Idol: You Must Hate Me, America

April 25, 2008

There are times on American Idol where you’re left saying “Well, that was quite a shocker”, and there are times that you’re throwing Little Caesars… Read More

Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink

April 22, 2008

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game. Go, Cougar!

Big Brother: Christ Takes a Stand Against Numerology

April 18, 2008

Tonight, on Big Brother… Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?

American Idol: Tonight Was Brought To You By Randy Jackson

April 17, 2008

It’s been almost a full week since Idol Gives Back and if nothing else, I have learned at least one thing. Teri Hatcher will never… Read More

Idol Gives Back 2: Give Me the Two and a Half Hours You Stole From Me and I’ll Send My Own Goddamn Mosquito Net

April 11, 2008

What are you bitching about? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NIGEL!

Big Brother: Hobo Hank and the Temple of Doom

April 10, 2008

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off. He’s crying like a priest with a boner.

Emotiongasm: Don’t Cry Out Loud Edition

April 4, 2008

Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the employees of Little Caesar’s, and… Read More

Lil’ Momma Speaks Out at America’s Best Dance Crew

April 1, 2008

I got to go to the finale of America’s Best Dance Crew Thursday night and man. What a show. I got tired just looking at… Read More

Big Brother: Jesus Should Earn Residuals

April 1, 2008

This week on Big Brother, Jesus forms a softball team. Have another glass of wine, my child.

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