April 28, 2008

Big Brother Live Blog: Score One For the Retahds!


April 25, 2008

American Idol: You Must Hate Me, America

There are times on American Idol where you’re left saying “Well, that was quite a shocker”, and there are times that you’re throwing Little Caesars at the TV and screaming “ROOBBBBBBBBBEEED!”

Guess what kinda night this was for me?

April 22, 2008

Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game.

Go, Cougar!

April 18, 2008

Big Brother: Christ Takes a Stand Against Numerology

Tonight, on Big Brother…

Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?

April 17, 2008

American Idol: Tonight Was Brought To You By Randy Jackson

It’s been almost a full week since Idol Gives Back and if nothing else, I have learned at least one thing. Teri Hatcher will never go away.

Dear Tink, Please leave your hags at the bar. Love, Flipit

April 11, 2008

Idol Gives Back 2: Give Me the Two and a Half Hours You Stole From Me and I’ll Send My Own Goddamn Mosquito Net

What are you bitching about? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NIGEL!

April 10, 2008

Big Brother: Hobo Hank and the Temple of Doom

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off.

He’s crying like a priest with a boner.

April 5, 2008

American Idol: Results: Jesus, Gravity, and Sticky Rice

Ow! My back!

April 4, 2008

Emotiongasm: Don’t Cry Out Loud Edition

Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the employees of Little Caesar’s, and left voicemails for my mom at four am just because. To properly express how I felt, I put together a clip for ya. Enjoy. Or not. I just had to [...]

April 1, 2008

Lil’ Momma Speaks Out at America’s Best Dance Crew

I got to go to the finale of America’s Best Dance Crew Thursday night and man. What a show. I got tired just looking at em go. Those little rascals!
Anyhoo, mostly I just ate cookies from the Kraft services table and made fun of strangers with my friends C-Lock and Sky, but some exciting stuff [...]

Big Brother: Jesus Should Earn Residuals

This week on Big Brother, Jesus forms a softball team.

Have another glass of wine, my child.