March 28, 2008

American Idol: Billie Jean is Not My Cover

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page.

I woke up for this?

Big Brother: Rode Hard and Put Away Nuts

Previously on Big Brother, I got a new picture for my fridge.

March 18, 2008

Big Brother: Hobos Suck at Time Management

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs rallied against the demise of disco.

Ow! My eye!

March 13, 2008

American Idol: The Assassination of John Lennon

Tink descends from the sky into the now massive studio and gives us a wink. Tonight, there will be a new set! New lights! Platforms and lifts and globes and screens and mosh pits!!! One question. Would it have killed you to add a pitch pipe into your budget? Welcome to the finals! This! Is [...]

March 11, 2008

Big Brother: Another Thinker Thinks Up Another Stinker

Previously on Big Brother, poor Natalie finally realized that she is never ever going to get her massage.

Project Runway: FIERCE

This season on Project Runway, people cried, bitched, sewed, cried, cried, and generally acted super gay. I wouldn’t have had it any other other way. Drip.

Season 4, we love ya baby.

March 7, 2008

Podgasm: The End of an Era. Well, a Season. A Fierce Season.

HOLLA!!!!
I spent the finale night of Project Runway with a recorder and my fellow recapper and friend, Internet Sensation. We wanted to watch the show along with you, so we just talk over it like we do in real life. Come and take a ride!

OMG you guys! Jay won again!

March 5, 2008

Podgasm: Big Brother

HOLLA!!
Schoonie, FozzieBare and I got together last night and recorded our first ever Podcast!
Please be gentle and remember we are just making this all up as we go along. And if you are listening at work, you might wanna use headphones. LOVE!

Project Runway: Shock and Awwwwwwww

This week on the second to last episode of Project Runway, someone (and I’m not telling you who) farts out a cloud of Judge smoke and grosses me out.

I’m with ya, sugar.

March 1, 2008

American Idol: The Feat of the Fetus

Last week on American Idol, Paula had me rolling on the floor until I was bruised on the inside and out. Goddamit, it was worth it.

And I am telling you I’m not goin, bitch!