February 29, 2008

Big Brother: No Bueno

Tonight on Big Brother, I became a cutter.

Say it ain’t so!

February 22, 2008

Big Brother: Get a Noose

Store at temperatures between fifty and seventy degrees Fahrenheit.

Big Brother: Swear on My Dad

Previously on Big Brother, Moose laughed at God. To be fair, God laughed at Moose first.

February 17, 2008

Project Runway: Oh, Man. That is Soooo 1616.

This week on Project Runway, it’s all about the art.

February 15, 2008

Big Brother: The Julie Chen Chronicles

pic by Nick the Intern

February 10, 2008

Project Runway: You Fight Like a Girl

Last week, Project Runway wasn’t on because it was too busy bingeing on drugs. How else can you explain this episode?

You can’t explain it. But you can’t really look away, either.