January 27, 2008

Project Runway: Every Dog Has Its Day (and I’m Not Referring to Nina)

This week on Project Runway, Ricky grew up poor.

January 20, 2008

Project Runway: Avant’s Haaaaaaard!

This week on Project Runway, there was a lot of passive aggression, whining, and “fierce!”ing. Just another day in the gayest sweatshop on Earth.

I see a toga in your future.

American Idol: Philly Cheese

Seven’s a lucky number. It’s also a movie so sick it makes you wonder if the end is near. I sense a theme! This. Is American Idol 7!

January 13, 2008

Project Runway: Jersey Pretty

Tonight, about midway through Project Runway, I googled “Jersey Prom” and these images were on pages one, two and three.

Consider this your warning.

January 6, 2008

Project Runway: Eat Me

It is now 2008. I will be thin, rich, and gorgeous. Nothing will tempt me to travel down my past path of chocolate and pizza bingeing. NOTHING!

DAMN YOU, PROJECT RUNWAY!!!