December 22, 2007

A Charlie Brown Christmas: Xenu the Musical

There may not be new episodes of…well, anything on right now, but luckily it’s the holiday season, meaning crappy Christmas movies are aplenty. Unluckily, even before the writer’s strike began, the scribes of the world had already pretty much given up on Christmas. How many times will I have to watch that nasty ass Scrooge [...]

December 20, 2007

Kitchen Nightmares: Freedom Fries, Please. Hold the Spit.

It’s the season finale of Kitchen Nightmares! I have only written up a few episodes, but it’s been a ball. Since we won’t have more of Gordo for awhile, I thought I’d open the final recap with a gift for all you pervy ladies who insist on thinking Ramsay’s a sex symbol. Merry Christmas, pervy [...]

December 16, 2007

Project Runway: Disease, Normality, and Extra Skin. Just Another Day in Paradise

This week on Project Runway, our mystery guests make the designers do this:

December 9, 2007

Project Runway: There Are Some Kinds Of Tacky That Just Won’t DIE!

I have been reading on these here internets that some of you are disappointed so far with this season of Project Runway, and I guess I can kinda see your points. No, there really aren’t any standout stars so far, yes, many of these people seem like they were chosen because they’re freaks of nature [...]

December 2, 2007

Project Runway: A Trace Amount of Integrity

There comes a time in every reality show where your favorite contestant stumbles. But all of the contestants? In one episode? Oh, Project Runway. This one hurt. Ah well, at least there was beefcake.