FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

There may not be new episodes of…well, anything on right now, but luckily it’s the holiday season, meaning crappy Christmas movies are aplenty. Unluckily, even before the writer’s strike began, the scribes of the world had already pretty much given up on Christmas. How many times will I have to watch that nasty ass Scrooge learn his lesson, and in how many incarnations? There’s the Albert Finney version, the Bill Murray version, and my personal favorite, the Susan Lucci version, where Susan’s forced to watch her own horrible acting in the past, present and future until she learns how to be nice to people. This year, I’d like to put my shallow need to laugh at horrible performances in Lifetime movies to rest and watch something that really touches me. When does American Gladiators start?

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It’s the season finale of Kitchen Nightmares! I have only written up a few episodes, but it’s been a ball. Since we won’t have more of Gordo for awhile, I thought I’d open the final recap with a gift for all you pervy ladies who insist on thinking Ramsay’s a sex symbol. Merry Christmas, pervy ladies.

To each her own.

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This week on Project Runway, our mystery guests make the designers do this:

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I have been reading on these here internets that some of you are disappointed so far with this season of Project Runway, and I guess I can kinda see your points. No, there really aren’t any standout stars so far, yes, many of these people seem like they were chosen because they’re freaks of nature instead of above average designers, and yes, the fact that not one of these contestants could pull together a decent ensemble for the first menswear challenge ever is just WEAK, but come on guys. It’s Project Runway. Where else are you going to get an episode that opens with a creepily psycho insecure queen nakedly stalking the most likely to succeed from behind a shower curtain?

I’ll get you, my pretty!

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There comes a time in every reality show where your favorite contestant stumbles. But all of the contestants? In one episode? Oh, Project Runway. This one hurt. Ah well, at least there was beefcake.

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