Kitchen Nightmares: Diamonds On My Fish, Yo

That makes two of us.

That makes two of us.
This week on Project Runway, the challenge is to design for a fashion icon that even makes Tim Gunn giggle like a little girl. And we’re auf!

This should be your profile pic on Nerve Personals, you stud.
This week on Kitchen Nightmares, we meet a man so unbalanced that even Gordon Ramsay is speechless. Now that’s something.

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As you most likely know by now, Project Runway returns next Wednesday night. Normally, we have to take a few episodes to get to know who everyone is and what they’re capable of, but yesterday in NYC, Bravo had a fashion show to promote the new season and introduce mini-lines by the new contestants.
Michael Kors had to miss it to pick up his new boy in Korea, but Tim Gunn was there with his eyebrow raised next to Nina Garcia, who wore that fabulous horrified and disgusted look she gets on her face when bad fashion burns her eyes. Heidi was there, too, of course (how has that woman given birth so many times and maintained that figure? HOW) with lots of free shoes for the newbie designers to torture their models with. They made us wait a long ass time for a new season, but it looks like it will all be worth it. Welcome to Bryant Park! Let’s do this!
This week’s Kitchen Nightmares was a repeat, but I missed it the first time around and it has since spawned a lawsuit and lots of diets. Besides, I was off last week and can’t stand staring at the walls any longer.

Oh, be a man.
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