September 26, 2007

Top Chef: The Luckiest Hawk

This week, Top Chef taught us that imitation isn’t always the sincerest form of flattery, personality can carry you way further than actual talent, and French grandmas are liars.

Eh, a chicken’s a chicken.

September 21, 2007

Big Brother: Dick Fight

TONIGHT! ON BIG BROTHER 8…!!

September 17, 2007

Recap: Top Chef: Plane Bourdain

This week, Top Chef taught us when in doubt, blend, New Jersey’s not Manhattan, and Congress is responsible for sucky airplane food.

Scar gives props to the Bunny.

September 13, 2007

Trash Talk: Kathy Griffin Won Something!

The Catholic Defamation League is up in arms over Kathy Griffin’s acceptance speech at this past weekend’s NEmmy (Nerd Emmy) ceremony, and E!’s in a tizzy.
She excitedly told the audience “people are always thanking Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.” [...]

Big Brother: The Final Good Person Stamp

Previously on Big Brother, HOLY CRAP, DOES CHENBOT HAVE A PENIS?

Very funny, guys! Someone call the parts department and get Zach’s penis off the bot!

September 11, 2007

Top Chef: Cave Man Overboard

We’re past the half way mark and now it’s time to see our Chefs really shine! Right? RIGHT? Get your life vests, this is gonna get ugly.
This week on Top Chef, we learned all the drag queens in the world can’t make Smurf Village a classy place, “beautiful people” can sometimes mean fat bald dudes [...]

September 9, 2007

Big Brother: Plucked

Previously on Big Brother, America handed the Dicks five hundred thousand dollars.

September 5, 2007

Big Brother: Dolphin Crash

Previously on Big Brother, Amber left the house early to concentrate on a career in print modeling.

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