Monthly Archives: August 2007

Previously on Big Brother, the house became spookily quiet when Jenius went missing, Eric didn’t get any play, and even Drew Carey thought Amber was… Read More

The Miss Teen USA Pageant was on this past Friday on NBC and you know it was a big important night for the network because… Read More

This week, Top Chef taught us you can’t lose if you don’t play, wine can taste Tuscan and not be from Tuscany, and if you… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, Zach cockblocked America’s eyebrows, Nick proved that he was just a big teenage girl all along, and God totally screwed Amber… Read More

This week, Top Chef taught us that the best chef in the world isn’t the Kentucky Fried Chicken man, Men’s Warehouse suits don’t breathe easily,… Read More

Alright, loves of my life. You have been taunting me with Eric’s huge on in the comments section, and I refused to believe you. i… Read More

Previously on Big Brother: Jameka pulled out the attitude we’ve all been waiting for, Jenius finally got through a week without being nominated, and the… Read More

This week, Top Chef taught us that Howie’s a big stupid asshole who is never going to leave our TVs. Can’t cook? Try being a… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, Jenius considered making the biggest Dick move ever, Jameka talked dirty to God, and this shit got GOOOOOD!

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs were left hanging from poles while being pooped on by pigeons. And you thought art was dead. If we… Read More

Previously on Big Brother, Dustin went shopping instead of making sure (Dick’s) his original nominations were upheld, Nick was thrown into the eviction nominations at… Read More

I went to the freezer and pulled out my dinner. As I unscrewed the top from the bottle of Sapphire (come on, I’m on a… Read More