Aug
30
2007
11

Big Brother: The Tricky Science to Prayer

Previously on Big Brother, the house became spookily quiet when Jenius went missing, Eric didn’t get any play, and even Drew Carey thought Amber was a jack ass.

Whatpercentage
What percentage of Americans think Amber’s a fucking moron?

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Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
28
2007
4

Surfin’: You Think Amber’s a Moron…

The Miss Teen USA Pageant was on this past Friday on NBC and you know it was a big important night for the network because they pulled out their big guns and booked two of the most important, reputable judges in television history: Joey Lawrence and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Didn’t even know the show was on? Don’t worry! YouTube has saved the day! If you have ever felt lesser than or even slightly insecure in your intellectual prowess, add this video to your favorites and cuddle up with it on a sad, rainy day. I know I will.
Thanks, Miss South Carolina!

Written by flipit in: Surfin' |
Aug
28
2007
16

Top Chef: Rewind It and Cry All Over Again

This week, Top Chef taught us you can’t lose if you don’t play, wine can taste Tuscan and not be from Tuscany, and if you sucked the first time, you should probably change your game plan.

Tedwinegulp
Get me a straw.

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Written by flipit in: Top Chef |
Aug
26
2007
9

Big Brother: Enough

Previously on Big Brother, Zach cockblocked America’s eyebrows, Nick proved that he was just a big teenage girl all along, and God totally screwed Amber over.

Godtoldme
I’ll trade you my kid for the veto.

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Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
20
2007
10

Top Chef: Bundas on the Line

This week, Top Chef taught us that the best chef in the world isn’t the Kentucky Fried Chicken man, Men’s Warehouse suits don’t breathe easily, and there are no winners in WAR.

Howierisotto
Stud alert!

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Written by flipit in: Top Chef |
Aug
18
2007
5

Big Brother: It’s Official. Eric Has a Huge One

Alright, loves of my life. You have been taunting me with Eric’s huge on in the comments section, and I refused to believe you. i believe my exact words were “EEWWWWWWW”. Zoobabe and HB have delivered the package for your consumption. Thanks girls! And enjoy! Oh, and still ew. LOVE

Ericscrewed

Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
16
2007
9

Big Brother: Tiny Seed of Jenius

Previously on Big Brother: Jameka pulled out the attitude we’ve all been waiting for, Jenius finally got through a week without being nominated, and the Dicks were shocked to learn that no one likes them. Who woulda thunk? Nick, if you’re not home laughing your ass off right now, you really should be. Oh, and call me, would ya?

Wahtdidoo
What’d IIIIIIIIIIIII do?!?!?

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Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
14
2007
19

Top Chef: Stone Cold Degradation

This week, Top Chef taught us that Howie’s a big stupid asshole who is never going to leave our TVs.

Howiesabigasshole
Can’t cook? Try being a horrible person! MMMMMMmmmmmmm. Yummy!

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Written by flipit in: Top Chef |
Aug
12
2007
7

Big Brother: The Little Bunny Fail Tale

Previously on Big Brother, Jenius considered making the biggest Dick move ever, Jameka talked dirty to God, and this shit got GOOOOOD!

Failtail

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Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
07
2007
6

Big Brother: Third Time’s Less Charming

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs were left hanging from poles while being pooped on by pigeons. And you thought art was dead.

Artisdead
If we all wrote a check to PBS right now, we could really make a difference.

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Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
07
2007
0

Big Brother: Four Strikes and You’re Out

Previously on Big Brother, Dustin went shopping instead of making sure (Dick’s) his original nominations were upheld, Nick was thrown into the eviction nominations at the last second because America told Eric’s eyebrows to vote against Kail, and God proved once and for all that he is watching this show by telling Jameka to save Jenius. Yay God!

Jamekagodmedal
God has awarded you this BFF locket. The other half is around His neck. Sorry, Amber.

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Written by flipit in: Big Brother |
Aug
06
2007
8

Top Chef: Plugging Rocco

I went to the freezer and pulled out my dinner. As I unscrewed the top from the bottle of Sapphire (come on, I’m on a diet!) I stared at my powered off TV with disdain. I am still pretty upset about last week’s Watch What Happens When A Bunch of People You Didn’t Like Very Much the First Time Get Together and Make You Miss Tim Gunn More Than Ever Special. I’m still having Bobblehead nightmares. Damn you, Bravo!
Well, it turns out my favorite show came back in top form. All is forgiven. Still, MISS YOU TIMMY G! This week, Top Chef taught us that Botox shouldn’t just be for the ladies, IQF isn’t a shopping network, and if you want a big stubborn lug to hear you, hit him on the head with a pan.

Hungcry
Don’t cry! You’re totally pretty!

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Written by flipit in: Top Chef |
Aug
03
2007
16

Hey, Paula!: Essence Shmessence

Previously on Goodness Gracious Get Ahold of Yourself, Paula!, wah wah trip wah. Tonight, Paula learns a valuable lesson. HAHAHAHAAAAAAA. No, she really doesn’t. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Written by flipit in: Hey Paula! |

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