Monthly Archives: July 2007
Big Brother: The Emancipation of Prissy Fingers
Previously on Big Brother, Mike was evicted for being a dumbass, Kail was saved by the hairs on her chinny chin chin, and Dustin won… Read More
Recap: Top Chef: Watch What Doesn’t Happen
On tonight’s very special episode of Top Chef, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Recap: Hey, Paula!: You’re Fired, You Bratz
Last week, Paula was not treated like the gift that she is and her Jewelry Rep Guy at QVC had the nerve to ask her… Read More
Big Brother: The Mole
Hey! Schoonie and Flipit here! We missed our live blog this past Sunday so we’re making it up tonight! It all seemed so cut and… Read More
Big Brother: King Dick
Previously on Big Brother, KAIL’S SCREWED. When Bad Things Happen to Bad People
Top Chef: Que Emocion!
This week, Top Chef taught us that it’s not safe to run with knives, France and Argentina are two different countries, and if you aren’t… Read More
Recap: Big Brother: Real Jenius
Previously on Big Brother, Jen was an idiot, Eric spoke in morse code to America with his wackadoo eyebrows, and Amber cried and begged God… Read More
Recap: Hey, Paula!: Hope You Like Your Gift, Cuz It’s Non-Refundable
Last week, Paula threatened to come after a reporter who suggested she drank, she tried to move the clouds with her garage door opener, and… Read More
Live Blog: Big Brother: I Gave Her My Heart, She Gave Me A Suitcase Key
Hey! Flipit and Schoonie here again for our second live recap of Big Brother. We’ve had some good times this week making fun of Amber’s… Read More
Recap: Top Chef: Bad Things Come in Threes
Micah Crazy Pants was sent home in the last episode, and I was seriously worried that I’d be bored not having that psycho energy around… Read More
Recap: Big Brother: Jen Tried To Kiss Me
Previously on Big Brother, Jen WAAAAHed about her fugly picture on the wall of shame, the hot guy was covered in butter, and Kail proved… Read More
Recap: Hey Paula!: Mad, Saddened, and Not Drunk at All
I am not the kind of person who can just sit with bad news all alone in my apartment. I have to share it with… Read More

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