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Man. Rosie O’Donnell has got to be missing The View, because she keeps jumping up and down and blowing spit wads at people to get a little attention…

First she threatened to take Bob Barker’s vacated wheelchair over at The Price is Right, sending Plinko addicts into a tizzy. Who wants to hear rants about government conspiracy while you’re trying to get the little yodeler guy up the mountain?



Thankfully, Rosie bowed out when she was told Barker’s Beauties would be retiring. Is it me, or are those girls the cast of The Age of Love? Without the hot tennis player? And the twenty year olds?



Then, with all that hubub just starting to die down, our favorite gun control and conspiracy wacko posted a pic on her blog of her 4 year old daughter, Vivienne, wearing fatigues and ammo slung over her shoulder. Of course, people are going apeshit, but Rosie’s just waving it off. They don’t have TV in their house (you know, so the children aren’t desensitized to violence), and the kids run around and play with water guns to pass the time instead. What’s the big deal?

On one hand, Viv dressing like a soldier in Rosie’s house is just as natural as a four year old Flipit dressing like a showgirl in my mother’s.

On the other hand, ew.



Rosie’s been ranting and raving about kids and guns for YEARS, and with all the four year olds fighting in Iraq, her two favorite causes are starting to bleed into each other. It’s not surprising that O’Donnell is making an anti-war statement, but using her daughter?

Back when Rosie adopted Parker (her first son), she was on her own daytime show. She refused to let any photographers snap pictures of him, and I was worried she was gonna go all Michael Wackson on the poor kid and make him wear a pillowcase on his head everywhere they went. So I know that was a long time ago…before blogs, before the war, before Rosie was out of the closet as a both a full fledged mental hospital inpatient cadidate and a big lez…but now it’s ok to use your daughter’s image as a middle finger? You really wanna get our attention? Send her to Iraq. She’d be safer there than in that house. Get a prescription.

Booo, Ro. Get your shit together and make me laugh again. I’m starting to worry.