Jun
12
2007

Trash Talk: Dan Rather Isn’t Having Katie’s BS

trash talk: Tuesday, March 13, 2007

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Dan Rather talked to Joe Scarborough about his Katie Couric crush. She may be a very nice person, but she’s really “tarted” up the Evening News. I can think of lots of adjectives to describe Couric, but tart? Get with it, Rather. This is 2007. Just to get you up to date, our sluts look like this:

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Our hos look like this:

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And our tarts look like this:

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And yes. The news is dumber and we are ignoring things like the Iraq war and the immigration crisis, but didn’t you ignore basic news principals like fact checking? Isn’t that why you’ve been replaced by the “tart”? Personally, I’d rather hear fake news like PARIS FINDS GOD! than fake news that backfires and actually helps Bushy in any way. You lost. Deal.

Written by flipit in: Trash Talk |

4 Comments »

  • may

    So, was he saying he had a crush on her, or hated the whore for taking his slot? Personally, I can’t stand watching her “deliver” the news. I can’t even watch her get a colonoscopy. Chick just rubs me wrong. Dannyboy was always going off on his Ross Perot like rants. It’s hard to find a good newsanchor. Now, you on the other hand…….

    Comment | June 12, 2007
  • giffordsaz

    you can just send that berry tart over here so we can —okay I can— eat that for dinner…..

    Comment | June 12, 2007
  • flipit

    mmmmmmmmm
    no may he was saying he hates the whore, but that’s how boys act when they have crushes. i just wrote an email to a guy that had “STINKER. HATE YOU” in the subject line. i smell marriage!

    Comment | June 12, 2007
  • giffordsaz

    I am actully going to buy blueberries and strawberries and maybe even raspberries today…. damn I keep staring at that tart……
    WAKE UP FLIPIT….. YOUR SLEEPING TOO LONG TODAY…… ENTERTAIN ME BABY

    Comment | June 13, 2007

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