Trash Talk: Weekend Edition: It’s June, Bitches!
This weekend in Trash Talk: Pearl became a drunk whore, Kirk Cameron is still a bone head for Jesus, and Rosie was, is, and will always be out of her fucking gourd.
Since I spent the last two days spewing hatred and bile at the likes of “Dr.” Laura and TB Man, I decided to fill your heads with some happiness for the weekend. These are all clips I have gathered from around the internets that cracked my pasty ass up. Enjoy!
FUNNY OR DIE Remember Pearl the Landlord? Well, she’s all grown up and has her own E! True Hollywood Story. Check it out!
YOU TUBE And now, Kirk Cameron. You remember him! He’s the guy from Growing Pains that threw away his career because he couldn’t stop dragging Jesus around to every set he stepped onto. Glad to know he’s just gotten crazier. In this video, Kirk wanders the hood paying gang members $20 to listen to him preach for five minutes. Great idea! You owe me $50,940 dollars for sitting through Left Behind. Twice (What? My dad’s like totally devout).
The best argument from the masterdebater is “Uh-huh! I’ll show (it to) you in my Bible!”. Oy.
Rosie’s officially been gone from The View a week, but I just can’t let go. Here she is warming up the crowd with some good old fashioned (and HILARIOUS) 9/11 conspiracy theories. The way she proudly lists off “the guy who was filling the soda machines? From Honduras? And his whole skin was falling off?” as one of her main sources will stay with me til’ I die. Crazy/Beautiful.
And last but not least, if you haven’t seen this yet, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? This guy got a sweet development deal from his wacko shout out to dumb hos everywhere. What are you thinkin’ about? SHOES!
Have a great weekend, suckas!
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I want Kirk to meet Pearl. She could use the $20.
The shoes guy stockings remind me of Pippi Lockstocking.
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Now I can’t stop thinking of Tom Skerritt.
I need some shoes.
Pearl’s bff is so cute. I want one.
hb
When I read the grab “Pearl became a drunk whore” I got excited because I thought I was getting a shout out. Then I realised that it was about the imposter Pearl. Sad horns. I am a drunk whore too dammit!