Trash Talk: Tuesday, May 29
Today in Trash Talk: Rosie reminds me of better times, Mexico can be one mean bitch, and dogs have feelings too.
Yeah, I’m sick of the whole Rosie and The View mess, and I am sorry to heap more of it on you, BUT…I clicked on her site to see what crazy bones was up to and God bless her if she didn’t make me like her again. I don’t know if any of you have been watching her video blogs, but they are getting more and more wack by the day. In the most recent home made doco, she and her friend get wasted and blather on about last week’s debacle and Rosie’s war views, and I laughed the whole way through. No one has ever put together a decent American version of ABFAB, but I think drunk Rosie and her ass kissing BFF might just be ridiculous enough to make it work. Kelly, who comes in and shuts the door halfway through (LOL, Kel) would be Saf. Consider this a pitch!
BREITBART Mexico City takes it’s sports VERY seriously. This Memorial Day, the sport was Beauty. The Quarterback was Miss USA, and the twiggy bitch dropped the ball. She fell during her evening gown walk, but to her credit, she bounced right back up and looked at that camera like she’d sit on it’s face for a vote. When it came time for the most difficult challenge of the evening, the part where the girls have to form a cohesive sentence or two, the crowd booed, heckled and chanted. LOUDLY. The lesson here is don’t fuck with Mexico. They’ll make you cry.
NOT NEWS: MY DOG IS AN INSECURE MESS
DRUDGE My dog had a rough night. I came home smelling like Memorial Day and was in no mood to play with her nasty ass rope toy. To make it worse, when I flipped on the news, a prissy, well groomed French Poodle was on the screen accepting his ribbon for best in show. My dog smells like wet nickels and last time I groomed her, I accidentally shaved her face to the skin on one side. She could not look more busted. She stared at Smash, sighed, and gave me the dirtiest look I’ve had in a long time. Aw. Dogs are insecure too!
This dog creates false expectations and should be stopped.
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I love my Mexicans.
I want to make an American version of Abfab with you, Flip. You can be Patsy, I’ll be Edina, and your busted doggie can be Saf. She already has the weary disgust thing down cold. I’ll have to start smoking, but I’m willing to suffer for my art!
I thought I would be smart one time too and bought a handy dandy Wahl Electic Pet Grooming tol… stupidist thing ever that I have tried ot do…. I thought using no guard would result in a nice short summer cut and what it actually did was make my dog one BIG itchy road rash scab. For weeks she was scratching and I realized I actually seemed to have scalped her cheek. One year later, after returning that damn tourture device to the store….. she has forgiven me and the 40 bucks PetSmart charges to trim all that ShitZoo hair and trim her nails.. and drain those anal sacks… priceless.
I would get back up on my Rosie-needs-pills-and-a-lot-of-’em soapbox but I’m coming off of a weekend where one of my closest friends and I aren’t speaking because of Trivial Pursuit dispute. Seabreezes and board games don’t mix. Neither do alcohol and disgruntled ex tv-hosts and vblogs.
angie i’m edina.
giff gross and LOL
ge did you see the first ep of sopranos this season? it was couple’s weekend at the beach house and they almost killed each other over a game of monopoly.
as for ro, i hope she keeps up the craziness. it’s good times.
Rosie (medicated or not) makes good ratings aKa $$$$$
Elisabeth is pure ‘filler.’ She was on Survivor and she is on the View. And I bet she is an “Airplane” blonde!
hb
I caught Rosie’s movie myself, and does it itch!
Mexico gives me diarrhea.
I want to shave my cats.
Love you.
HONEY!!!IIII’MMMMMM HOOOOOOMMMMMMMME! So, I hear you hugged a bunch of NOT ME’s at the brunch. Whore. It’s ok, I still love you. And I will ALWAYS love the mess that is Rosie. Love Mexico even more now! Too bad that I don’t have a dog to shave. Can I shave our son instead flip?!?
I’d marry Kelli.
may and pearl, welcome home girls. may i love you and pearl you will be at the next one. such great times. yay mexico. don’t shave our son, let him decide if he wants to shave himself. that’s parenting, ain’t it? but pluck him for sure.
and choocher, who wouldn’t marry kelli? she’s f ing perfect. when she closed the door on the drunken v blog i almost pissed myself. love you girls thanx for bein here.
Flipit….go to the Gasm….you were voted for and received 3 Titles at the Prom. You should be so proud.