Trash Talk: Friday, May 25
TODAY IN TRASH TALK: Alicia Silverstone kicks Hasselbeck in the vagina, more about vaginas, and Bushie gets pooped on by a bird. Sorry, but there are only so many vagina stories in one given day. Vagina.
ALICIA SILVERSTONE KICKS HASSELBECK IN THE VAGINA
BWE OK, not really, but you know she wanted to. Man, I have been missing some great times at The View. Thank God for YouTube! First Rosie and Eisabeth rolled in the mud and pulled each other’s hair…
I hate to say it, but Elisabeth actually looked like the intelligent one in this round. Get back on your meds, Rosie. Don’t fuck it all up for yourself again!
…and then our favorite little Matchmaker showed up and dissed poor little Hasselbeck!
Damn, things are getting icier and icier on that set and I’m sleeping in. Fine! I’ll start watching again! Damn you, The View!
BREITBART The British Journal of Medicine is coming out with a report that lashes out against “Designer Vaginas”. Coach! Fendi! You’ve taken this vaginal creativity too far! You’re fired!
Just call it what it is. A pussy lift. Turns out it’s not healty to cut up your hoohah and have it reshaped to look like a ten year old girl’s. Come on, ladies! Has our culture finally driven you to this? Trust me. A straight man will judge your fat ass, your muffin top, and your busted grill, but he will always appreciate your giner. Love your huge vagina and treat it right, warn the Brits, or it may stop working.
All together now! Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro…
ABC Ah, Bushie. A passing bird let the President know what it thinks of his immigration plan, his war plan, and his plan to get things planned. The most awesome part of this video isn’t that the Prez gets pooped on, it’s that ABC keeps repeating and repeating it, just in case we didn’t laugh hard enough the first time. Thanks, Disney!
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Why, oh why can’t I see the president getting shit on? Damn you, flipit for getting me all excited and then coming up short. You’re like the men I date…
I didn’t see the poopy president, either.
Don’t these British women do keigals (sp?)???
hey guys! weird cuz it’s working here. try clicking “Thanks, Disney!” LOVE
Ewww. I agree with the sparrow. I hope Georgie washed his hands after that! (Yes, that is what strikes me the most. I have an obsession with clean hands.)
I was thinking the same thing Karo. I wonder who dubya shook hands with after that speech. I guess all participants should BYOHS (bring your own hand sanitizer).
I hope he forgot what he did, and licked his finger to turn the page.
Oh, and the birdcrap wasn’t nearly enough. I wanted a huge dump!