Monthly Archives: May 2007

THIS JUST IN: NANCY GRACE IS A DOUCHE

Today in Trash Talk: Rosie reminds me of better times, Mexico can be one mean bitch, and dogs have feelings too.

I sit in up in my bed with two fresh packs of Marlboros, a bottle of Stoli, and a six pack of Diet Coke. OK,… Read More

TODAY IN TRASH TALK: Alicia Silverstone kicks Hasselbeck in the vagina, more about vaginas, and Bushie gets pooped on by a bird. Sorry, but there… Read More

Tink stands in a dramatic ray of backlight and tries to make us understand the gravity of what we’re about to witness. They’ve seen ONE… Read More

For the first time ever, I’m shocked into silence. This is your brain. THIS. Is your brain on American Idol.

The show opens with the Top Three looking themselves in the mirror long and hard. They’ve beat hos, cake boys, faux rock and pony hawk… Read More

BBC Reporter John Sweeney finally lost his shit all over an Elder after spending six months filming a documentary on Scientology. And when I say… Read More

Last night I knew something was amiss when the Judges couldn’t muster up anything nice to say after LaKisha’s version of “Stayin’ Alive”. I’ve braced… Read More

“You can’t kill the Boogie Man.” A little girl who saw her parents get murdered said that line on Heroes the other night and I… Read More