Trash Talk: Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Today in Trash Talk: We’re still at war with Iraq, but who cares? A war between two of America’s favorite trash talkers is underway! Open that jar of Vaseline and take off your earrings. O’DonneReilly is ON!
HOLY O’DONNEREILLY, BATMAN! THE SHIT’S HIT THE FAN!
It was bound to happen sooner or later. I had started to worry that by going head to rug with the biggest loudmouthed jerk on the planet, Rosie O’Donnell had jumped the shark. I should have had more faith. There are plenty of a holes to go around, and The Donald is a squeak toy compared the blowhard angry old right wing robot attack dawg that is Bill O’Reilly. (I have to add for the sake of journalistic integrity that I have had relations with Bill. More to come.)
Rosie’s been calm (drool down my chin) and crafty (her bull dyke take on a Louis Vuitton will stay with me to the grave) during the four month long reign of peace over at The View, and I’m bored. Time to feed the people, ladies! Thankfully, sneaky Rosie started dropping bait weeks ago both on her comedy goldmine of a blog and at the girl’s table on ABC. Finally she caught her fish, and he’s pissed off.
On Friday’s O’Reilly Factor, Blowhard Bill demanded ABC get rid of O’Donnell (like they hastily fired Bill Mahr when he called the US troops pussies after 9/11) for accusing the British government of sending their men into Iranian territory on purpose:
“False flag operations are covert operations conducted by governments, corporations, or other organizations, which are designed to appear as if they are being carried out by other entities.
the british did it on purpose
into iranian waters
as
US MILITARY BUILD UP ON THE IRANIAN BORDER
we will be in iran
before summer
as planned
come on people
u have 2 c
i know u can”
So she’s right or she’s a conspiracy wacko, who cares? It’s Rosie O’Donnell, for chrissakes. We listen to her but we don’t listen to her. She’s insane.
And so is Bill O’Reilly.
YAY!!!!! The View hasn’t been live since Bill’s rant, but Rosie has already responded on her blog:
“when joy and i
alluded to bill oreillys
sex scandal
on the view
we were told the following day
that we couldn’t bring it up anymore
or else bill o
would “go after†all the hosts of the view
hmmmmmmm
i saw his friday rosie spin
on you tube
where he edited my statements
to make it seem
as he wanted
like 1984
molding the facts
2 suit the needs
of big brother rupert”
Yummy. Stay tuned for a recap of the next live show. In the meantime, if you want to catch up on foundation of this beautiful relationship, check out this five month old flirtation.
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The View has turned into must see tv. You never know what Rosie and her mouth are going to get into. I agreed with her on the whole Donald issue. I don’t know about this one, but I do know I cannot stomach Bill O’.
So, Flip – fess up. What’s with you and the Bill?
Love you.
Worse – Rosie
Worser – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Worst – Billy The O
hb
I will lose much respect for you if you actually bumped bums with Bill O…. make the images stop.
And enjoy your week free of The View… go get coffee… no need to worry about watching the View in public this week.. Or if you are really into self distruction you could watch Kelly Rippa and give us your honest opinion of HER!!
This just in … Announced on the Adam Corrolla Morning Show..
Rosie O’Donnell has asked for a raise from Disney. Her current contract is 2 Million and it has been reported she is asking for 40 Million to resign in June.
Puke Puke Puke… I think she should have to pay me to watch her….. yuck yuck yuck…
I hate Bill O. He’s on the talk radio station I listen to (which is so odd, he’s in between Opie & Anthony and Don & Mike), and sometimes I’ll hear clips of him talking. He’s an idiot. And the difference between him and Rosie is he claims to be an expert. In her wacky mind she may think she is one, but she knows she’s just a comedian giving her opinion on a daytime tv show. He on the other hand acts like he’s some fancy schmancy guy. And if he wants to stay so respectable, why does he even care about what she says? Ugh, this whole thing bugs me. I was cursed being born and raised near DC I get worked up about politics and people schpewing bullshit like it’s god’s word.
kelly rippa?!? good lord. don’t put it past me. drugs can do a lot of things to a man. rosie wants 40 mil? for how many years? my guess is four, which isn’t so bad. they’ll give it to her.
oh man bill is a shithead. he has a look of evil in those eyes that’s scary. what’s worse is how many people live by what he says! but it makes for good tv, and good tv brings us together…AW!!!! bill’s a sweetie!
LOVE
On your reccomendation I checked out Rosie’s blog. I think I just may like her now. Hmmm. I do agree that she is making the View watchable now. I also think you should send Rosie your “O’Rielly”. He would never live it down.
Lerv You!!
Pearl
“Her current contract is 2 Million and it has been reported she is asking for 40 Million to resign in June.”
giff- is that re-SIGN or resign? :p
hahah that would be awesome if they paid her forty mil to resign. lol zb
and welcome back!!!
FlipMan – I didn’t know where else to put this, but I wanted you to know that I got my crazy gf to register and vote for your Blog site…she NEVER posts so this is like the best ever. Of course now that she has tasted the intertubes first hand I might have unleashed a terror.
hb
hey! thanks for that hb! is it almost time for brunch? i’m hungry.