Trash Talk: Friday, April 20, 2007
Today in Trash Talk: Alec Baldwin rips his kid a new one, Disney chains down gay balls, and Knut gets a death threat.
ALEC BALDWIN RIPS HIS KID A NEW ONE
According to TMZ , Kim Basinger has leaked voicemails of Alec Balwin berating his 11 yr. old daughter for missing a father/daughter phone date. “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig,” he says in one message. On another, he rants “You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being…I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.”
Come on now, Kim. A: You made a baby with Alec fucking Baldwin. The man is an ape, what kind of father did you think he’d be? B: What parent doesn’t berate their kid? My mom told me she was gonna shove the car keys down my throat, beat me with a wooden spoon so bad the police wouldn’t recognize me, and suffocate me with a laundry bag. I consider her a fine parent. I drove her to it, poor thing. C: Why wasn’t the little bitch answering the Father/Daughter Date call? If you are being half raised by a phone, you better listen to it when it talks to you.
Disneyland is now allowing gay couples to take part in their Fairy Tale Wedding Program, which is totally the same as really being able to get married. Just campier. And divorce is packing a suitcase and flipping the bird instead of long drawn out court proceedings over bills, cars, and ugly kids. Thanks, Disney!
Let’s just please stop this “equal rights” bs right there, ok? If I had to consider spending the rest of my life with the same loser and playing with the same pee pee until I croaked, I’d lose my mind. I am a huge supporter of equal rights. But only Disney style.
And PS, don’t even try and draft me, mo fo’s.
Knut, the cutest celeb polar bear of the moment, received a death threat this week. Who would want to kill such a sweet little thing?
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“If you are being half raised by a phone, you better listen to it when it talks to you.”
LMAO! Ok Flipit, you just made me cough chocolate milkshake all over my white shirt. I’m sending the dry cleaning bill to you.
I couldn’t figure out how you could make death threats to that sweet little bear funny. You are a master. I heart you.
ha you guys are da best. thanks. i need to do more of these but i have been getting bored. you keep it fun. LOVE
Poor Ireland. She has two idiots and a phone for parents.
And don’t knock marriage, mister. I’m a happy example that it works with the right pee pee. Besides, aren’t Ms. T and I getting hitched to you???
hey i am not knocking marriage for your people, just mine. i don’t want west hollywood cluttered with minivans and family restaurants, what can i say shemaymay
isn’t a Fairy Tale Wedding at Disneyworld kind of the definition of a “gay” wedding? Sheesh! How ironic!
Flipit I miss the old days………
When life was a little less hectic
when was that?
You can’t get bored Flip! We aren’t! Would recapping something with hot men get you interested again? Lost has lots of hot men.
hahahi don’t have the geek brain power to recap that show. sides, edhill’s da bomb. sorry i don’t mean bored with the writing and stuff, just bored with staying inside all the time. but now i am short a show and getting bored with being outside. is there any winning?!?!
No, there are only drugs to mask the pain…
If ony Knut would getting threatned by Alec Baldwin, ” i don’t care if you are polar bear, a penguin whatever the fuck you are when I call you answer!!” I wonder if lets Ireland drink coffee?