Bill O’Reilly won’t return my calls. I was the best intern I could be, but he has officially dropped me like a hot potato. Being the tricky dick that I am, I got in touch with my good friend Mike Wallace over at 60 Minutes and snagged one final interview.
If finding out Bill’s one nasty SOB is gonna hurt your delicate sensibilities, this exchange might not be in your best interest. Otherwise, feel my pain after the jump!
This is too funny! I just hope you don’t get in trouble Flipit, although I have to admit, part of me would like to get a laugh out of Bill O’Reilly making you the subject of one of his talking points memos. I can see it now…Flipit, illegal aliens, and states that won’t pass Jessica’s Law are all the reasons why this country is going to hell in a handbasket. But in them meantime, keep the laughs coming Flipit!
Comment by greeneyes — April 15, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
giff i love you. and greeneyes lol flipit, illegal aliens and jessica’s law. HAHAHAHA.
that guy has his head too far up his ass to ever notice little ole me. he’s already forgotten me. waaaahhhh
LOVE YOU GUYS
Comment by flipit — April 15, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
LOVED it. I’m particularly fond of the “what?!?!?” squeal you did. Thanks for the giggles on a shitty Monday morning (the electricity went out the first time I went to watch this, fucking wind).
Comment by photochild — April 16, 2007 @ 8:19 am
Holy crap flip- that’s fucking hysterical!
I too am fond of the “what?” squeal.
Comment by zoobabe — April 16, 2007 @ 8:53 am
Seriously, Flip. Marry me.
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — April 16, 2007 @ 9:59 am
Mike Wallace as a leather bear…Woof!
And you are such a cute little cub FlipMan.
(but don’t marry Ms. T, you can do so much better)
hb
Comment by honeybunny — April 16, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
That’s right, you can do better than Ms. T, by marrying me.
Very funny shit. What goes on in your mind?
Love you.
P.S. Your skin looks fabulous.
Comment by may — April 16, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
Okay, I’m going to throw my hat in the ring of those who want to marry Flipit, even though it would be a marriage as f-ed up as Gay Dad from Top Design’s marriage surely is. But since I too heart Flipit, not to mention being a type A and competitive as hell, I’m willing to join the catfight even if it results in a marriage where Flipit and I end up drooling over the same men, namely guys who like the hot carpenter on Top Design.
Comment by greeneyes — April 16, 2007 @ 6:49 pm
WHAT??????
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — April 17, 2007 @ 8:12 am
(Did that sound high pitched enough?)
Better than moi? Bitches, please.
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — April 17, 2007 @ 8:12 am
Ms. T, if flipit doesn’t marry me, will you?
Comment by may — April 17, 2007 @ 8:53 am
i’ve got dibs on Pearl for marrying…that bitch eats Moose.
hb
Comment by honeybunny — April 17, 2007 @ 10:15 am
HA oh man you do NOT want to marry the likes of me. let’s just eat too much together and complain about how fat we are. it’s how my people have been enjoying hilarious women for centuries. why f with the recipe? dammit why do none of you live here? the cheesecake factory is calling my name.
love!
Comment by flipit — April 17, 2007 @ 11:14 am
Love to May. You might not be an outie, but it’d get my family off my back. You’d have to move here though. Here it’s legal 
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — April 17, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
Oh, BTW Flip, what song is that? It’s great.
Comment by Ms. Tumnus — April 17, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
A party at the Cheesecake Factory for all of Flipit’s (Wannabe) Fiancees sounds like heaven. Especially if it was on the same night as American Idol Gives Back. You can’t beat gorging on white chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake (my fave) while laughing at Katrina victims and African refugees. It’s almost enough to make me wish I lived in L.A. Well almost, but not quite.
Comment by greeneyes — April 17, 2007 @ 7:33 pm
OK!! FIRST>BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY HUSBAND BITCHES. I ONLY SHARE HIM WITH HOT GAY MEN(It’s why he married ME!)
SECOND>Husband, you are pure fucking genius. That was hysterical! I spit up my tequila while watching. Yeah.I.Wasted.Tequila I too was shocked. You are smart, funny, and beautiful, you just keep proving it over and over again. Great job, and I can’t wait for the next one.
Lerv You,
THE WIFE,
PearlBlackDragon
P.S- Do you think I am being too possessive? Me either.
Comment by pearlblackdragon — April 17, 2007 @ 8:28 pm
possesion is 9/10ths right…..?
I don’t want to marry you flipit…
I already have one hubby…. he takes care of me fine …
but golly all these chicks want to fight over you…
beats me why if they want to marry…
mary jane.. now that would make sense…
I will point out to you all I live with in an afternoons drive and that sitting back and laughing at all the other saps who dredge through life while eating cheescake might just be worth the trip!
Comment by giffordsaz — April 18, 2007 @ 12:42 am
i’m 90% sure i’ll be in california this summer. save me a slice of cheesecake!
Comment by photochild — April 18, 2007 @ 7:28 am
Flipit that was fabulous. LOVE.
All the bitches want you but I’m betting on the dragon.
Comment by campfiregirl — April 18, 2007 @ 9:06 pm
Like the good ole U S of A would let the Dragon in….. she will stay where they except her…… for what she is.
Comment by giffordsaz — April 19, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
someone flunked English?!Or is that an EdHill homage?
“except” should be “accept”…hahahaha
hb
Comment by honeybunny — April 20, 2007 @ 10:01 am
F’in immigrants! (except you, Ms. T)
mmmmm cheesecake.
Comment by may — April 27, 2007 @ 9:32 am
Flipit, this is just classic. Who knew Mike Wallace was a dirty Harley guy?? Glad he stuck up for you with that mean old Bill O’Reilly. That guy is just hateful.
P.S., anytime you want to hit the Cheesecake Factory you just let me know. I’m there. I never make it to the cheesecake though, I fill up on the other food like a dumb idiot…
Comment by chick110 — April 27, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
chick110 i was just LOL ing at your smg comment over at msr. i totally thought of photoshopping her with a cigarette but i was too damned lazy! glad to see you here. you live by me? because cheesecake is really good.
Comment by flipit — April 30, 2007 @ 1:08 am
I am so late coming to the party on this one but, Flipit, this is ingenious. I’m so impressed, but a little concerned as Mike Wallace seems to be slipping into senility. How doe she keep forgetting who Bill O’Reilly is?
Comment by Jennifer303090210 — May 31, 2007 @ 8:21 am
This is a master piece… Show stopper!
I wish B-Side would get his stuff out for you…. it must make moving your baggage in so tedious.
The homage is priceless.
You once again made me laugh out loud.
You talent is obvious.
Your thought process…. faultless.
Your 15 minutes….. actually, it is the rest of your life…
enjoy.
Comment by giffordsaz — April 15, 2007 @ 8:44 pm