Monthly Archives: April 2007

On Tuesday night, the sprit of giving was in the air. I breathed it deep into my lungs, voted for LaKisha about fifty times (What?… Read More

This week’s very special episodes of American Idol have been so highly publicized that I actually felt different when I woke up this morning. Optimistic.… Read More

Today in Trash Talk: Alec Baldwin rips his kid a new one, Disney chains down gay balls, and Knut gets a death threat.

Tink flies around the kids and asks us if we think our favorite will be safe. Then he stands next to a confused (“we’ve done… Read More

Fade up as Tink is slowly lowered to the stage in his darkest suit yet. Uh-oh. No music, no applause. Quiet on set! We’re feelin’… Read More

Bill O’Reilly won’t return my calls. I was the best intern I could be, but he has officially dropped me like a hot potato. Being… Read More

When I temped for a large publishing house in New York, I assisted the front desk receptionist, a gal named Debbie. Debbie was like a… Read More

This recap is already late so I am not going to waste any of your time with my bs (Family wedding. No internet. Kill me… Read More

Latin Night on American Idol is traditionally one of the biggest televised disasters of the year. Katrina beat it back in 2005, but just barely.… Read More

One day after eleventh grade I had to help out at my Catholic School’s Church running choir auditions because I got caught ditching PE to… Read More

I was at Starbucks when I first heard the dish. This old dude wandered into an apartment building with a cigarette, fell asleep, and lit… Read More

When I found out Tony Bennett was Guest Mentoring on tonight’s episode, I immediately felt awful about never being nice to seniors. To make up… Read More