Trash Talk: Monday, March 26, 2007

Today in Trash Talk: Scientists make human sheep, Nina Garcia makes a human baby, and TMZ makes us shudder.

CLONER BONER

Scientists have created the world’s first human-sheep clone! The animal has the body of a chimera but half it’s organs are human, which means they can (hopefully) be used for human transplants. This was only front page news for about a second last week, so said Scientists are planning on creating a horse to steal parts from to get people to care. If it works, men all across the world are expected to gain weight and stop taking their Propecia. You don’t need to work out when you’ve got three legs. Thanks, Science!

NINA GARCIA IS IN FASHION

People reports that Nina Garcia made a baby! She said her son must have great fashion sense, waiting for empire waists and volume to come back into fashion. Volume’s back? Great news! I hope that’s reflected on the next season of Project Runway. You know those Designers are gonna have hissy fits if they have to work with fat girls. I hope Nina becomes addicted to Marlboros so that will become in again too and I won’t feel so alone.

Congrats, bitch!

TMZ GOES TO WASHINGTON

The gossip site TMZ, who the world has come to count on for our daily pictures of hairless beavers, cracked out teen stars and irate anti-semite ex pretty boy movie stars, has opened up a branch in the Nation’s Capital. Knowing what these guys can catch with a camera, politicians are scared. You should be too.