Trash Talk: Monday, March 19, 2007
In today’s edition of Trash Talk, Heather Mills gets stomped, Richard Hatch is untouchable, and John McCain doesn’t like being called ugly.
HEATHER MILLS GETS STOMPED
Now that Heather Mills is set to compete in the next season of Dancing with the Stars, news outlets are printing what she’s saying. Turns out, she’s a paranoid nutjob. Yay! She is convinced that her soon to be ex-hubby is using his “powerful system†to slander her and mar her reputation. She doesn’t mention that she’s been calling the police endlessly with non-existent “emergenciesâ€, but she has (falsely) claimed to the press that law enforcement has pledged to be prepared and fully behind her when it comes time for Paul to make his move. Even worse than his trash talk, stalking, and supposedly beating her when she was pregnant, Paul has made PETA stop communitcating with her. At the end of the day, the pussies chose the sausage. To be fair to the animal rights group, I’m sure it had more to do with Heather having no money and less to do with Paul having 100 billion dollars. Poor Heather! If you want to support Miss Mills, you can purchase this lamp on Ebay.
RICH HATCH IS UNTOUCHABLE
Speaking of delusional, let’s check in with Richard Hatch, who is currently serving prison time in a minimum security prison for not paying taxes on his one million dollar Survivor prize. Hatch has already planned his comeback: an autobiography chronicling his life on the reality show’s first season and his hard time on the grisly inside.
The prison’s conditions sound horrifying. They blare Jerry Springer all day and there’s no fence, like they’re daring you to run. Just because he has a gorgeous view of the countryside doesn’t mean he’s at a resort! He is surrounded by child molesters, perverts and rapists. And not one of them will fuck him. Feel better, Rich!
And last but not least, this headline from telegraph.co.uk cracked me up this morning:
STRAIGHT-TALKING MCCAIN VOWS TO FIX WORLD’S VIEW OF THE UGLY AMERICAN
He might want to get a new headshot first.
HAPPY MONDAY!!
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I for one, cannot wait to see Heather lose her leg on DWTS. Flipit, are you going to recap this gem of a show?
What prison is Richard Hatch doing time in? I’d love to send him a letter.
Oh, and McCain – get a mirror (and a stylist).
Love you.
dancing with the stars…… 10 hours to go!
shit just looked at the gasm and saw the hatch story. just so you don’t think i stole it from tb, rest assured we both copy and paste from drudge. hahaha. the prison is in morganstown, pa. sounds creepy.
i like your cut and paste better.
hb
don’t ever change hb. LOVE
Oh flipit – how I love the! Thanks for the afternoon giggle!
Can I just say here I am sick of Richard Hatch in the nude.
But any of you others…. you can get nude…. post it here… I promise not to complain.
So Flipit, are you going to recap or comment on Dancing With the Stars? Pretty please?? I’ll send Mary Jane over to keep you company.
why can’t Heather realize that it’s not Paul that’s slandering her, it’s HER?! Come on EILEAN- shut your piehole and dance for us already!
I just have two questions. First, is the title of the show not Dancing With The Stars? And if so then my second question is, When did Heather Mills become a star?
oh may, payment of mary jane is the most i would have ever made at this job, but i think i will have a nervous breakdown if i do any more shows right now. i haven’t watched it before (please don’t think less of me) so i don’t know any history or anything. sorry! thanks for asking! now your family reunion? hell yeah still want to recap that.
and pearl, she became a star around the time she DID A BEATLE! come on , that counts, right? i’m only here because i did one of the guys from menudo…wait. i am nowhere. never mind.
Whadda you mean you’re nowhere!?! OMR! You dear sir are FLIPIT…recapper extraodinaire with fans galore. And you’re hot to boot.
i didn’t mean in a bad way, girl. you are my sunshine. i just meant i should have fucked a better boyband. don’t confuse my regrets.
LOVE
So… which one DID you fuck?